What normal things can you not do?

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I can’t blow up a balloon. It hurts my ears
I can’t click

As well as the peeler tip, you could try knocking it gently on the floor to release the airlock.

I also struggle to get some types of coffee packets open.

Oh, have just thought of another one. I'm the only one in my household who can't touch my nose with my tongue. DH and DS, both of whom can, find it hilarious to ask me to do it and mock my pathetic attempts to stretch my tongue upward. I say they're the freaks.

I couldn't poach eggs until I bought a couple of those mini frying pans. As the eggs got nowhere to go. Just boil a kettle, pour water til its about 1-1.5cm from edge, wait water to boil again and crack an egg in them/

With jar lids that I struggle to open. Most of the time I open with my left hand (right handed here) as I believe the machines in factories put the lids on left handed fashion.

I bought a frying pan just for my poached eggs. If I can be bothered I'll do them a la Nigellas method, but it does create a bit of washing up! I've never been able to do poached eggs, until I started using the frying pan!

I can't whistle or walk in heels.

I can't click with my fingers!

Drive a car, stand on a chair, anything that affects my balance due to my dyspraxia!

I have NEVER been able to walk in heels higher than an inch. I have zero idea how people in taxi to table shoes manage

Yes frying pan works great, with enough boiling water to cover the yolk, and tiny drop of vinegar, then simmer. I can fit 6 in the pan, spaced out. I've tried all the other methods, and the frying pan still works the best, esp when you need a larger quantity!

I can't drive a car or click my fingers. I did learn to ride a bike but my balance wasn't ever great so I don't trust myself on anything with two wheels nowadays either.

I was quite far into adulthood before I learned how to blow my nose. My autistic 16yo struggles with that still, it's a sensory issue with them but for me I just had never been shown how to do it properly.

You need softer butter!

There is currently a butter dish thread going on at the moment. Maybe one of those may help! @ImthatBoleyngirl

Swallow them with food. It was the only way I could get metformin down without it getting lodged part way down

My shoulders pop out easily so I have to fasten mine first and put it on over my head.

Drive, use a tin tin opener and hold a pen “normally”.

Re the open and close buttons in lifts. I struggle with these too!

Hear properly! I'm (moderately) deaf and rely on lip reading. COVID masks were a nightmare!

I also can only wink one eye.

Oh, I can’t touch my toes either. I’ve never been able to, even as a child!

Look at a clock face and instantly know the time.

I have to consciously think about which hand is which and where they are pointimg to try and work it out.

I've never liked wearing a watch in case someone asks me the time 🙈

Whistle or curl my tongue

Or hold a pen normally!

Whistling through my fingers/blade of grasss

Wrap a present. Make a pie without patching with scraps of pastry, knit or sew, write nearly or draw. Anything that requires decent hand eye coordination but conversely sports wise I have the reactions of a cat. Bonkers. We're all different and our little foyballs make us who we are

Touch my little finger tip with my thumb tip on one hand

Oh just remembered I can't catch anything thrown to me, I just watch it sail past as I get out of the way.