Fuck me! (it's a property porn one)

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/150056732?fbclid=IwY2xjawE1n-1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHU2R4M37PnaPSk1i8F_H6y3lHKaXzqT0K2lhWB277UUFoo8X8IsLsq3bdw_aem_DK0XE-4L4JRJ5bE5nFf1eA#/?channel=RES_BUY

Don't know if this gem has been shared, but joy in every picture.

Your racism is showing.

I saw this on Facebook this morning, and wondered how soon it would be before it appeared on here.

It’s certainly very personal
must be a challenge to dust !

however they’ll be taking their knick naks and furniture with them so all the buyer is buying are the bricks and mortar.-walls can be painted and carpets can be changed
It’s actually a nice house - their decor wouldn’t put me off at all

I love it! I hate bland beige houses - or grey - this has personality and thought. The only room I would change is the white one!

No, no, no, OP. This is not property porn.

Property porn is when it’s somewhere you’d actually want to live.

This is property… what’s the opposite of porn? Grotesquerie?

Too ..... much ..... crushed ..... velvet!! Oh my good god!

😂

Bloody hell, it's my actual house!

Everyone noticed the dog loo roll holder. Did anyone look up in that photo to the mirror!?!? Where you see a very regal portrait of a lion and lioness wearing crowns! Amazing.

For real?!

I haven't read all posts, but I hope someone has mentioned the dining room!! 😱

Goodness

I like the faux-Greek statues in the garden. Unfortunately they don't go with the bulldogs.
I actually like the crushed velvet though.

I kind of love it. The kitchen has a certain joy. And like the number of ovens and size of cooker.

WTAF is that black/gold shiny thing?!

Euwwwwww! My eyes!

Oh my.

What a nasty thread.

No, that's laugh again from a different angle.

Bonnet de douche!! So that’s where Delboy went when he left Peckham 👀

@IVbumble if it really is, good for you for not being boring in shades of grey. However, I would ask your estate agents to retake the photos of the bathroom without cleaning products and kitchen without whatever appliance is in a box on top of a cabinet.

It will look a lot tamer without the owners' furniture & knicknacks.

So... a gay male couple selling up?

I want, no NEED, this in my life