What incels reckon makes a good woman:

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This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

Are they actually talking about blow up dolls?
There is no mention of intellect which is interesting.

And what are they bringing to the table??

Let them have their fantasies! As that's all it will ever be.

I can spell coconut with my brain.

Please have open conversations with your sons about this. It’s more common online than we would like to think. I truly don’t believe young men can be shielded from incel culture, so just like porn we need to start teaching boys to think critically about it.

I can see where most of those might come from, however ridiculous they are - but what’s with the low iron levels?!

What's FUPA and how does one spell coconut with their waist?

What’s balanced PH/bubblegum pink mean?

What on earth does ' balanced pH levels' and ' low iron levels' mean??????

What does 'spell coconut with her waist' mean?

Low iron means she is feeble and tired all the time, and a bit confused. Correct iron levels give you mental clarity and physical strength.

It's fascinating that the list merely reveals what abject losers they are, unable to cope with energetic, intelligent, independent partners.

"I need a really weak, confused woman." But you don't realise what that says about you as a man?

It means pink vagina/labia.

Its also a pedo phrase.

I’m gonna guess at someone with limited understanding of women’s bodies think this means they would have shorter/lighter periods. But who knows?

Did anyone read the last half while trying to spell coconut with their nonexistant waist?

Yep.

LOL. I can do it with my fingers holding a pen or typing on a keyboard. Do you think we're too sharp for these surprisingly still unattached men?

Hideous.

Hands up who DID spell coconut with their waist?

Apparently FUPA is Fatty Upper Pubic Areas. No idea about coconut though.

FUPA is the area above your private parts, I think it stands for fat upper pussy area from memory!

Spelling coconut with your waist is a sex thing - when the woman is on top moving their body to spell a word - I'm 99% sure 😂

This is what I want to know also

But.... they are incels = involuntarily celibate
Now we know why they are celibate
And whoever is stupid enough to follow them will be celibate too, so?
I just pass, thanks.

It's almost hilarious.... imagine not being able to find anyone who wants to have sex with you then creating an unrealistic list of attributes for the non existent women who want to sleep with you.

Too bloody knackered to run away?

The intellect (or lack thereof) is implicit, I think.

Haha quite.

Why are you people trying to figure out what these guys mean?
Give your heads a wobble and move on!
I am pretty pretty pretty sure that no real woman wants to spell coconut, nevermind whatever it means!

Well I can see why this whole group of men are celibate. And the fact that they advertise their stupidity means they’ll stay celibate forever. Better buy a doll guys, it’s the best you’re going to get.