What incels reckon makes a good woman:

[valensiwalensi]

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

Is that men or women?

You are a nicer person than me. I hate seeing my friends holiday snaps because I get envious!

All our roads are flooding right now though. FB has been very helpful to alert me as it meant I could not get to work. [managers decided we could all either wfh or take a TOIL as we preferred].

I can spell coconut with my waist but as I have an arthritic hip and a bulging disc problem I'd not like to try it in the wild.

I feel sad about all those inadequate non-entities on the net, the incels. But also more than a little disturbed.

This!

It’s so ironic as these sad bastards would literally shag anything if they had the chance!

They are the boys who were bullied at school, the ones who wet their pants and had their small penis made fun of in the changing room 🤣

What could work would be if these guys found the equivalent list from women, and worked at becoming that man…

The only way any woman can properly know/prove that she loses weight easily after pregnancy is if she's already a mother.

But they don't want single mums.

Aside from all of the other rubbish, I think I can see where they're going wrong, if they're only chasing married women and seeking to lure them away from their adult-functioning husbands in favour of the irresistible charms of a slobbery prince who lives in his mum's basement drinking fruit shoots and eating Alphabites from his special plastic Thomas The Tank Engine plate!

The only way any woman can properly know/prove that she loses weight easily after pregnancy is if she's already a mother.

I doubt they care about the 'easily' part at all.

These are the guys who believe that women should be provided for them, as they can't find women to date. Any not just any women of course, women from 'the list'.

These lists get even crazier once finances are included.
Ideal woman should:
Offer to split bill
Have no or very modest career. In any case not better than him (very hard since he is not working).
Ready to drop career to be SAHM
Never asks for money for herself if she is SAHM.
After divorce house and all assets should go to him since he worked. Her and children are fine homeless, gov will take care of them.
Paying for children should be buying toys and food he wants. Normal payments contributing towards bills, rent, food, clothes are not for incels.

And woman should, I cannot stress this enough, be available for moral, emotional, physical and sexual support 24/7 taking care for them.
Incels don't want a woman.
They want neonatal nurse that will shag them.

Yep. How would they know that though, they’ve never met any women, poor dears.

Should "coconut" be upper or lower case? Cursive or non-cursive?

I've just had a go (sitting on the couch with my laptop) and the best I can say is it might make a reasonable pelvic floor exercise.

I doubt any of them would make it to the end of coconut. Maybe coco at best.

Hahahahaha

What's with the reasonably sized forehead? Big? Small? Average?

Ooooo I can't wait to spell coconut with my waist whilst gyrating on an unfortunate looking, chinless feeble incel.
Said no woman ever

Oh I got into an argument on FB with my cousin (a massive conspiracy theorist) and his incel friend added me. He clearly wanted to have sex with me and spent a bit of time attempting to neg me despite being a scrawny little bloke living in his mum's and believing in chem trails, anti vax and David Icke. He's posted that all women should be goddesses for their man.

I can't quite bear to delete him as it's like an ongoing car crash. I only find it amusing when I'm bored, and I'm fairly sure there are no women who have (or have ever had) any interest

Oh wow. I didn't think I was naive but this is beyond wtf to me!

I'm glad I've no crossover with this layer of society. Can these people be easily spotted in the wild? Like, do they look like they don't bathe, spend too long in front of a computer, have never spoken to a woman, live in their parents' basement etc?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 spot on!

They are just so pathetic and inadequate. They can't bear that no woman would ever want to shag them (unsurprisingly) so they want to drag women down to their own miserable level.

At least they'll never be able to impregnate a woman and therefore natural selection will make sure this particular breed of dickheads dies out.

I’m totally ok with incels being incels because it means they will all eventually become extinctcels.

What’s that got to do with listening to their delusional rantings?

we should tackle male violence but that doesn’t mean we have any obligation to pay attention to their creepy, wholly unrealistic demands.

Indeed.

You can wish to acquire mad sex skills and at the same time laugh uproariouly at the list and have very high standards about who gets to enjoy said mad sex skills with you.

🤣

Small wonder they are involuntarily celibate, innit? 🤣

It's a power and dominance kick for these sick men.

the vast majority/all those women feel zero attraction to them in return.

I think is what you meant?