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What incels reckon makes a good woman:

601 replies

valensiwalensi · 09/04/2024 12:20

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

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SinnerBoy · 09/04/2024 14:45

OutOfTheHouse · Today 13:02

And what kind of Adonis should I expect if I conform to this list?

One with the body of a chiseled god.

Bhudda....

I thought the spell coconut with her waist must have been a plant by a real person and am disappointed to learn that it's a "thing."

WishesPromised · 09/04/2024 14:47

Comedycook · 09/04/2024 12:31

It's almost hilarious.... imagine not being able to find anyone who wants to have sex with you then creating an unrealistic list of attributes for the non existent women who want to sleep with you.

They are actively choosing to be celibate. If they had a wash, stop watching porn, put down the war hammer toys they would make a good start!

ImWearingPantaloons · 09/04/2024 14:49

Low iron levels?

Like 'must be anaemic'????

Perhaps they think all the fainting is feminine

Jenry · 09/04/2024 14:50

Where are these people?

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 09/04/2024 14:52

BlancheSaysYes · 09/04/2024 13:17

Is there a female equivalent of an incel? I can't think of one. I mean, my ideal man would be tall, dark and handsome with piercing blue eyes, curly hair, a witty, charming and charismatic personality coupled with an enormous bank balance, but I'm not bothered about his iron levels and the size of his forehead.

There are women who struggle to date. I'm one, kind of goes with the autism. The raging sense of entitlement is what makes an incel. I don't regard my failure to date as the fault of the people who won't date me nor society at large.

None of these guys would want me, that's for sure, but trust me when I say that the feeling is very much mutual.

MaybeRevisitYourWipingT3chnique · 09/04/2024 14:53

Mochudubh · 09/04/2024 14:03

Should "coconut" be upper or lower case? Cursive or non-cursive?

I've just had a go (sitting on the couch with my laptop) and the best I can say is it might make a reasonable pelvic floor exercise.

However you would normally write it with a stubby orange crayon.

Toseland · 09/04/2024 14:55

But what’s with the low iron levels?!
Women less able or inclined to fight back. Easily malliable.
These men are disgusting.
They need to meet some resistance to speaking like this.

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 09/04/2024 14:55

Whatineed · 09/04/2024 13:41

Unfortunately I've heard that several young women in NYC have been randomly punched in the head due to the ravings of these pathetic twats. So unfortunately we do need to pay attention. 🙁

All we have to do is treat the violent ones like the terrorists they are. We do not negotiate with terrorists, we lock them up.

Comedycook · 09/04/2024 14:57

WishesPromised · 09/04/2024 14:47

They are actively choosing to be celibate. If they had a wash, stop watching porn, put down the war hammer toys they would make a good start!

Well yes exactly!

The thing is when you're in your late teens/early twenties, loads of people, both men and women, struggle to find the confidence to date or struggle to find a partner. This is totally normal. The answer to this is to work on yourself, increase your confidence and socialise with a variety of different people. The incels, thanks to the internet are able to socialise with others experiencing the same thing and decide to let this temporary blip in their life define them, It then becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 09/04/2024 14:59

WishesPromised · 09/04/2024 14:47

They are actively choosing to be celibate. If they had a wash, stop watching porn, put down the war hammer toys they would make a good start!

I lived with a War Hammer player. As a consequence, adult men playing WH makes my fanny not only slam shut but dive for the panic room. It's just wargaming though because of how the little figures take over the player's life. I'm fine with board gaming, D&D, and computer games as long as they are in moderation.

WickedSerious · 09/04/2024 15:00

It's the hope that'll kill them.

IamaRevenant · 09/04/2024 15:01

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VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 09/04/2024 15:06

I'm not comfortable using penis size as an insult here. Penis size is one of the things that men can't choose and what he does with his mouth and hands is far more relevant.

NecessaryNC24 · 09/04/2024 15:08

I agree.

Donotgogentle · 09/04/2024 15:14

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 09/04/2024 15:06

I'm not comfortable using penis size as an insult here. Penis size is one of the things that men can't choose and what he does with his mouth and hands is far more relevant.

Agree.

Shan5474 · 09/04/2024 15:18

I’m intrigued by the relationship between my forehead and my areolas!

Polishedshoesalways · 09/04/2024 15:20

Iron levels is really telling. Too tired to fight back?

Combattingthemoaners · 09/04/2024 15:20

Genuine question. What is an incel? I’ve googled it and can’t find an obvious answer

Polishedshoesalways · 09/04/2024 15:21

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 09/04/2024 15:06

I'm not comfortable using penis size as an insult here. Penis size is one of the things that men can't choose and what he does with his mouth and hands is far more relevant.

I am not sure they deserve your courtesy.

PSEnny · 09/04/2024 15:21

No wonder no women go near them. It’s so warped and horrifying. Honestly cannot believe what women have to put up with.

blacksax · 09/04/2024 15:23

What a bunch of deluded tossers, who cares what they think.😂

krustykittens · 09/04/2024 15:24

How do you cross the t?!

Shan5474 · 09/04/2024 15:24

Polishedshoesalways · 09/04/2024 15:20

Iron levels is really telling. Too tired to fight back?

I’ve seen women make jokes that they’re really sleepy so their boyfriend doesn’t need to worry they’re cheating because they’re always at home napping. So I think it’s a more extreme version of that, like the woman is too tired to see her friends and goes to bed early instead of going out where other men are 🙄

OutOfTheHouse · 09/04/2024 15:25

Combattingthemoaners · 09/04/2024 15:20

Genuine question. What is an incel? I’ve googled it and can’t find an obvious answer

Involuntary Celibate.

They are men who have failed to get girlfriends. They believe this is the fault of other men who are good looking and good at sports taking all the women.
They believe that women have got a little too uppity over the past few years. They want a woman who will do what she’s told and have sex on demand.
At no point do they think that they need to improve or change themselves in any way.

These men have always existed but now they can get together thanks to the internet. Truth be told they hate women and all egg each other on, rather than just having a wank.

OutOfTheHouse · 09/04/2024 15:25

krustykittens · 09/04/2024 15:24

How do you cross the t?!

I thought that too.

As it is I don’t think you’d get that far. In fact I don’t think you’d get further than the lead into the c, assuming you are doing joined up.

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