What incels reckon makes a good woman:

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This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incel

Urban Dictionary is your friend.

So the woman is so bored during sex she is resorting to spelling words out with her waist to occupy her mind? 🤔

Oh . And I think they call men that are successful with women (I.e. not losers) 'Chads' - though that might be out-of-date now.

Good God they are all tapped.

This is so pathetic I can't even feel angry. Just beyond ridiculous.

Do they spell 'coconut' in upper or lower case and what is the difference?

Labiaplasty was already on there.

in response here is my list for my minimum standards for a man:
can spell coconut with his brain
Good iron level and same blood type as me so can give me blood/a kidney if needed
buys me cookies
no body count, I am not getting it on with no murderer thanks
normal pH levels. because anyone with abnormal pH levels will be critically unwell, or dead!

buys me cookies
likes cats and preferably has a few
is a famous chefs who can cook whatever I fancy at any time but also has insecurities so thinks I am a better cook
likes the way I drive
buys me cookies
never mansplains
can find things by himself
is as OCD about cleanliness as me
buys me cookies

They missed off 'would give me the time of day' and 'has a pulse'.

I worry about the influence these morons are having on boys and young men.

Not moody during her period

😂They've never met a real woman, have they?

Poor things

Surely... (she said cautiously, having thought about this waaaay too much)... you'd snap their willy when you crossed the 't' in 'coconut?

I'm sitting here wiggling away, to the consternation of the dog, and I can't see how you'd manage the cross bar bit without...well.... unfortunate side effects. But then again, snapping an incel's willy would probably be for the good of humanity, and there is a sentence I never thought I'd be writing on a Tuesday.

I’m struggling to cross the t too

although apparently I’m doing more exercise than usual because my Apple Watch has just told me to “keep it going!”
(perhaps my gyrations are excessive: I am standing up)

I'm two and a half out of 17 (I have a massive forehead but have nice nips-im not 100% what they have in common)

I'm also getting some on a regular basis with my dp who,for some bonkers reason,thinks I'm a godess (I'm not disagreeing with him!)

Shame these sexless trolls can't say the same thing

No wonder they can't get a woman,any woman,with these dickhead lists

I'm torn between getting angry at how they think and laughing about how fucking pathetic they are

Best buy yourselves a blow up dolls lads-she can't reject you but she can burst

Apple wants me to close my rings but I’m just trying to cross the t 😁

I recently read Keanu Reeves Is Not In Love With You (3 to 4 stars, would recommend) which has a chapter devoted to incels. In the 1990s a woman in Toronto set up a website called Alana's Involuntary Celibacy Project with a newsletter and forum for people like her who were struggling to find and maintain loving relationships. It was intended to be, and was for a while, a friendly and supportive place.

Such a shame that it got twisted by some very angry, bitter (mostly) young men.

You really don't feel like cooking, cleaning or shagging with low iron levels.

But then again, snapping an incel's willy would probably be for the good of humanity, and there is a sentence I never thought I'd be writing on a Tuesday.
Not something I thought I would be reading either 😂

Oh and I had anaemia when I was younger, it actually caused horrific periods, bad skin and made my hair fall out. Sexy...

I'm surprised this delightful group of chaps envisage the woman on top during sex.

My husband had no idea InCels existed until we watched a rerun of Traces recently. He thought it was made up until I told him to google it and then fell down the internet rabbit hole. Proper traumatised he was.

Me too, I had to have a blood transfusion = (SEXY).

I too am laughing but also despairing. How do I prevent my 16 year-old DS getting dragged into shit like this? We’ve talked about Andrew Tate and what a bellend he is. DS has a really lovely gf currently so at least he is safe from incel nonsense for now, I hope. 🤞

If you have a lot of fat in that area, I’m guessing someone with a teeny dick might struggle to get themselves in.

I'm still trying to figure out incels.....