What incels reckon makes a good woman:

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This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

I'd post a similarly bullshit list of what makes a good man.

Surely low iron levels = heavy periods and anaemia.

I am surprised they are 'allowing' periods. I suppose they want them fertile, as if there is any chance of them getting anyone pregnant.

I don’t think what women want is important to them.

I mean as long as they meet the lost for the trad men bit (please not this is very tongue in cheek)

At least 6 foot tall. Shortness is failing.

Toned, with a visible 6 pack. No beer guts or dad bods, even as you age.

No hair on back/bum/shoulders. A little on chest is acceptable.

No bald patches.

No backne

Trimmed man bush at all times.

No choads or odd shaped bits. Must be at least average sized.

Earns at least £100k, minimum in professional job. Degree minimum qualification.

Owns own house. At least 4 beds.

Does all the DIY, and is expert builder etc to make my house exactly how I want it.

Plays at least one team sport to good standard.

No golfers, cyclists.

Flexible to swing woman from the chandeliers

Never, ever come first.

I mean, i am sure all of the delightful men with their long list fulfil must meet a similar standard? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

According to this I am a baaaaad woman. 😂 A complete failure.

Not something I've ever considered given that I am a middle class, rural living graduate mum of one who goes out about five evenings a year and likes gardening. I fail on so many counts.

But then I am not involuntarily celibate so I must be getting something right.

Is there a female equivalent of an incel? I can't think of one. I mean, my ideal man would be tall, dark and handsome with piercing blue eyes, curly hair, a witty, charming and charismatic personality coupled with an enormous bank balance, but I'm not bothered about his iron levels and the size of his forehead.

You mean it's not a bloke who still lives with his mum, probably smells and has never had a steady job or a girlfriend?

These men are so delusional it's funny. I am loving micro feminist SM at the moment, it's fabulous.

Ahhh, now it is immediately obvious why these guys can’t get a girlfriend.

Oddballs.

If any incels are reading this - have you tried actually talking to a woman in real life? Being respectful and sincere?

I’m really not convinced that pH levels have anything to do with the colour of your genitals. This seems scientifically unsound

Who the fuck cares what a bunch of loser men who spend their life shut away indoors with no meaningful relationships and zero chance of a shag want.

it’s laughable

Its stuff like this that makes me realise I really need to come off Facebook. I haven't seen this list but I've seen similar crap. As well as all of the male entitlement shite, when scrolling Facebook I've come across flat earthers, people who don't believe in science, people who think an advert for trainers featuring a black athlete means there is a plot to murder all white people, and people who think JK Rowling is a holocaust denier.
I joined Facebook to see my friends holiday snaps and find out when the local roads are flooded, so why am I looking at all of this? The algorithms are leading all of us to more and more extreme views (because that what gets the most engagement) leaving us all to feel that the world has gone mad!

I suppose if no women want to sleep with you, you can come up with any standards you want for the woman you're prepared to date/sleep with....it's immaterial.

Incels do read Mumsnet, the poor dears occasionally post, pretending to be women. They are usually spotted within a few posts because they have no idea of what an actual, real, breathing woman acts like or thinks.

What is needed us an equally vocal bunch of men calling this bullshit out.

I know many try.

But more are clearly needed

It's always blokes who look like Pob who trot out this shite isn't it (if people remember who Pob is). The ones whose only knowledge of what a vagina looks like is from the porn they watch in their bedrooms while Mummy cooks their tea.

From my experience it does and it means I moan a lot because I'm tired and ache when my levels are low 😂

This 🤣🤣 nobody wants sex with them, let alone the non-existent women who fit every single attribute on that list!

Can definitely see why no woman wants sex with them, too!

You worded my thoughts so accurately 😅

She won't have the energy to resist whatever it is he wants from her 🤬

@Nospecialcharactersplease same 🤣🤣

But but but it's all the fault of those nasty wimmin that they can't get laid. Nothing to do with their grubby little personalities at all.

@Bovrilla

Don't forget to add doesn't spend more than 5 minutes on the toilet when shitting,no snoring and must go into a toilet and close the door when wishing to fart/burp.

I've found another one on X that came from TikTok where the list is the same but the last item says "accepts her body hair/white toes" WTAF. Only your toes should be white? Is this a reference to fake tan? What does that have to do with body hair? I am confused.

Unfortunately I've heard that several young women in NYC have been randomly punched in the head due to the ravings of these pathetic twats. So unfortunately we do need to pay attention. 🙁