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What incels reckon makes a good woman:

601 replies

valensiwalensi · 09/04/2024 12:20

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

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pickledandpuzzled · 09/04/2024 12:37

Hmm I’m not sure- there’s a few young women pretty focused on becoming random man’s dream woman. It’s quite competitive among some, isn’t it? Acquiring mad sex skills?

Bumblebeeinatree · 09/04/2024 12:39

They missed off the bit about expecting any women to be available to them sexually if they look in their direction, having passed all the above tests of course.

GalileoHumpkins · 09/04/2024 12:41

Spell coconut with your waist or the coconut challenge refers to a piece of sexual advice that suggests that while on top during sex, women should move their hips as if they were writing the word "coconut." The advice became a running joke on social media in July 2019 due to the specificity of the action, with some women saying they were excited to try it.

GlobalCitz · 09/04/2024 12:43

Scary thing is all the "Alpha Doms", Andrew Tate disciples and incels vigorously reject tradwife and surrended-wives.

In my view, that would be almost a natural fit.

However, they get their kicks from taking strong independent women and breaking their spirits.

It's seriously disturbing.

ErrolTheDragon · 09/04/2024 12:52

pickledandpuzzled · 09/04/2024 12:37

Hmm I’m not sure- there’s a few young women pretty focused on becoming random man’s dream woman. It’s quite competitive among some, isn’t it? Acquiring mad sex skills?

But probably not quite such a 'random man' as these delusional guys.

Pantaloons99 · 09/04/2024 12:55

Supersoakers · 09/04/2024 12:22

Are they actually talking about blow up dolls?
There is no mention of intellect which is interesting.

I do sometimes wonder how many men value intellect in their partners.

I have had years of counselling with the most wonderful lady. She always says in her years and years of therapy she found that most men secretly want a 1950s housewife. 🤮

RaininSummer · 09/04/2024 12:57

Blimey. At least with a list like that they will hopefully stay celibate and their inadequate genes won't be passed on.

ChaToilLeam · 09/04/2024 12:57

I bet that all these incels are a maiden’s young dream. Handsome, intelligent, capable, stylish, caring - not at all sweatily festering in stained sweatpants in their parents’ basement.

Plasticbaghoarder · 09/04/2024 12:57

I don't pay attention to groups of people safeguarding training says are a threat. That said I need an interpreter for some of those terms.

KatPurrson · 09/04/2024 12:57

Comedycook · 09/04/2024 12:31

It's almost hilarious.... imagine not being able to find anyone who wants to have sex with you then creating an unrealistic list of attributes for the non existent women who want to sleep with you.

It is ridiculous. I have a theory why they do it though.

Sk I heard the reason that some men give women “scores” out of ten is actually because they are actually sexually attracted to such a high proportion of the women they meet it makes them feel powerless. I specially as the vast majority/all those women feel attraction to them in return.

So they start ranking/scoring them/ coming up with ridiculous lists or attributes as a way of trying to assert control over their own powerlessness.

So it’s partly saying “ I reject them anyway (due to this meaningless criteria), so it doesn’t matter that they reject me” and partly a way of knocking other people’s self esteem to bring them down because that gives them a fleeting sense of power over the other person.

whywonttheyeattheirfood · 09/04/2024 12:59

Well it's good that they have these rules because it means that they'll never get to actually impregnate anyone and pass on their sad, misogynistic genes 😄

Pantaloons99 · 09/04/2024 13:00

GlobalCitz · 09/04/2024 12:43

Scary thing is all the "Alpha Doms", Andrew Tate disciples and incels vigorously reject tradwife and surrended-wives.

In my view, that would be almost a natural fit.

However, they get their kicks from taking strong independent women and breaking their spirits.

It's seriously disturbing.

It looks to me like the less women need men and therefore the less women are available to provide exclusive sex as part of a traditional husband/ wife transaction, the angrier a large proportion of men are getting.

I'm no fan of Only Fans, but there are podcasts now intent on getting these women on their show and humiliating and belittling them for it. Why are so many men so upset by the explosion in women doing this? I get how destructive this stuff is but it is fuelling this extreme aggression and mysogyny terribly. Jj

NecessaryNC24 · 09/04/2024 13:01

I mean it's all nonsense but what have iron levels to do with anything ??

OutOfTheHouse · 09/04/2024 13:02

And what kind of Adonis should I expect if I conform to this list? I can only assume he must be amazing.

NecessaryNC24 · 09/04/2024 13:03

OutOfTheHouse · 09/04/2024 13:02

And what kind of Adonis should I expect if I conform to this list? I can only assume he must be amazing.

But you'd be far too anaemic to be able to show any appreciation🤣

Nospecialcharactersplease · 09/04/2024 13:03

I’ve never wanted to fail a test so much in my life.

Plasticbaghoarder · 09/04/2024 13:04

I had a quick Google and found low iron causes sexual dysfunction (among other things) so he wants someone who doesn't want sex? I also found a lot of other sites over the last 12 months having this same discussion about this same list also confused about the low iron.

NecessaryNC24 · 09/04/2024 13:06

They'll add female circumcision next. Just to make sure there's no chance of pleasure on our side 🤦🏻‍♀️

Pantaloons99 · 09/04/2024 13:07

There are various groups of women suffering low iron online ( I'm in all the groups 😆). Severe exhaustion, hair loss, pale skin, weakness and you become focused on nothing but increasing your levels in the face of dismissive medical professionals. Not particularly attractive I guess 🤩

BlancheSaysYes · 09/04/2024 13:07

NecessaryNC24 · 09/04/2024 13:01

I mean it's all nonsense but what have iron levels to do with anything ??

Lighter, shorter periods so more time for shagging the man of your dreams, riding him enthusiastically, spelling coconut with your waist, and with your bubblegum pink bits ready for action at all times.

I am completely unsurprised that these men are incels. I imagine they spend very little time actually conversing with women, if at all, and their ideal lady is Juicy Lucy from the Adult Doll catalogue. Thank God this generation of hopeless men will die out because their genes won't carry on.

Plasticbaghoarder · 09/04/2024 13:08

Pantaloons99 · 09/04/2024 13:07

There are various groups of women suffering low iron online ( I'm in all the groups 😆). Severe exhaustion, hair loss, pale skin, weakness and you become focused on nothing but increasing your levels in the face of dismissive medical professionals. Not particularly attractive I guess 🤩

So he wants a sexually dysfunctional vampire? (Pale, sleeps all day, seeks blood...)

NecessaryNC24 · 09/04/2024 13:09

Indeed. Natural Selection- bring it on.

JanglingJack · 09/04/2024 13:09

PauliesWalnuts · 09/04/2024 12:25

I can spell coconut with my brain.

I can spell coconut weeing in the toilet. I just did it. Took a pic.
Oh, and there it was gone!

These guys are actually getting dangerous mindsets and whilst we all laugh at them, we should be looking out for them. They're not normal.

Pantaloons99 · 09/04/2024 13:10

Oh blimey, they actually want the low iron level women. Messed up 😆

NecessaryNC24 · 09/04/2024 13:10

I mean, I could identify with the first two Plastic, just need to work on the bloodthirsty bit ...

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