Best pet name you’ve heard

[Soubriquet]

I watched a video today and a woman’s pet sphynx cat that she called Nudacris. That tickled me

[PickledMuffin]

Awesome name! i've only come across Colin, Frank etc, but yours definitely tops those 🤣

[Toddlerteaplease]

Well I'm biased, but Cheddar is the best pet name. Unfortunately I can't take credit for it. Ad I adopted her with the name. It just suits her perfectly.

[AmandaHoldensLips]

I knew a sausage dog called Bismarck.

[Squirrelsnut]

Fenton.

[fuckityfuckityfuckfuck]

A donkey called Donkey Devito

[PelvicFloorClenchReminder]

A dog called Dave Growl.

[Cloverforever]

A friend had a cat called hoover, because he always had his nose to the floor and tail in the air.

[Cloverforever]

@PelvicFloorClenchReminder

A dog called Dave Growl.

Love it. Did he have dark, shaggy hair?

[FoxtrotOscarFoxtrotOscar]

I read about a sausage dog called Stretch.

[ReadyForSeason]

I call next door cat Chairman Meow, he has red ribbon around his neck. My own imaginary cat is names after my bags - Furla.

[Serenity45]

A dachshund called Virgil

[Enko]

Conkers for a dog.. and yes he is mine.

Mandu for a Cat.

[Doggymummar]

Across the road have a cat called mark, always makes me laugh

[ChodeOfChodHall]

A rather scruffy dog called Nuffing.
Another one called Shag.
A cat called Scratch.


Not really a pet, but someone once called their racehorse Hoof Hearted. Given that racing commentators have to talk at great speed, there must have been much sniggering at the races.

[ChodeOfChodHall]

[pinkstripeycat]

Cats called Fourpaws and twiskers (two whiskers)

[CountryShepherd]

I knew a cocker spaniel called Jeffrey.

[CountryShepherd]

And met two cockerpoos in an antiques warehouse called Alan and Ralph.

[WhateverMate]

My friend's sausage dog is called Bratwurst.

[IAcceptCookies]

I met a posh lady with 2 well groomed dogs when out walking my own dog.
She addressed the dogs as Colin and Barry, which I thought was fab!

[Smartstuffed]

Tripod - cat with 3 legs.

[Soonenough]

Heard on TV there was animals in a production that crew named, Goose Willis , Meryl Sheep

[StBrides]

Did anyone else think this was going to be about the nicknames couples have for each other?

No?

Just me?

[MooseBeTimeForSnow]

A dog called Taxi
Dog called Benson. Same family’s cat was called Hedges.

[XenoBitch]

I am in a dog group on FB, and one of the regular posters there as a lurcher called Duvet.