Best pet name you’ve heard

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I watched a video today and a woman’s pet sphynx cat that she called Nudacris. That tickled me

My friend has called her cockapoo Harry.
The family's surname is Potter.

Mobile Hearthrug the cat - very long fluffy fur and short legs so he looks like a rug running about. 🤣

That reminds me I met a malamute which had much longer fluffier hair than they're meant to, with the result she looked as though she had tiny legs - I don't know her real name but apparently people would call her Dougal.

A horse called Peter, a hamster called Dorothy and Peggy the budgie with one leg 😂

Peggy the ultimate pirate bird!

I have two beautiful Canadian Sphynxes. Their names are Francisco Scaramanga and Max Zorin after the two most handsome Bond villains (Christopher Lee and Christopher Walken). Known as Franco and Max for short.

Was chatting to a couple who had a Yorkie with them called William Guinness. Because of the colouring naturally, dark body, gold head.

We had a bantam called Little Mother of All the Rushers (ie Russias) because her first hatching was 15 chicks despite her being tiny she raised them all!

Clawdia 🤣

Two cats called Shepherd and Neame.

(Owner came from Kent)

I know a Phydough....

My sphynx was called Scrotum. If you'd seen him you'd understand why

I used to have a friend whose cat was called Sluggy

We had a Jack Russell called Jacko. He was known at the cats and dogs home we got him from as Wacko Jacko.

My friends English mastiff Jupiter, because he was a gas giant.

These are my pups… they’re called Excess & Baggage 🥰

My old Neighbours dog was called 'Plank' because in her words, he was as thick as a..

Morticia the cat (long black hair)

A friend has a two rather regal acting cats called Victoria and Elizabeth.

And they do not respond to Liz and Vic 🤣

My neighbour had a dog called Diefer (Diefer Dog)

A goldfish called Dobbin.