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Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

214 replies

LauraSmeth · 30/11/2023 23:58

hello

OP posts:
Fryleela · 01/12/2023 00:02

Did you turn the heating off?

LilacpointMummy · 01/12/2023 00:06

Stop fucking snoring

TriceratopsRocks · 01/12/2023 00:07

Here you go, have some yummy spinach...

Dentalpainsucks · 01/12/2023 00:07

I've turned the heating down

Towwanthustice · 01/12/2023 00:09

Just get ro bed *to my 12 yr old girl at midnight!!!!

whatausername · 01/12/2023 00:09

People might confess to a priest but they won't in the presence of a 3rd party.

I'm watching The Reckoning and was speaking to the cat. Savile's on his deathbed at this point.

TheChosenTwo · 01/12/2023 00:10

No!
Me to dh when he asked me if I was opening my advent calendar at 12:01. I was having a small peek…

halfthesun · 01/12/2023 00:11

Who are you?

Ineedwinenow · 01/12/2023 00:12

That Omid bloke is an absolute wanker and a cunt (Me and DH are chatting at the moment about the Royal Family as Catherine looked stunning tonight )

Sorry it contained swear words and not something more interesting 😆

PopcornAndGummyBears · 01/12/2023 00:13

I’m so pissed off with him.

(To DH about student DS who has an injury and is on painkillers yet has spent the day out partying and then let his phone die so we couldn’t contact him and didn’t know where he was - he also hasn’t eaten all day which is flipping marvellous considering the pain meds he’s on)

ThingsBeingVarious · 01/12/2023 00:13

Do you want a treat Eric?

Offleyhoo · 01/12/2023 00:15

Do you want a wee wee?

SoggyDoggyWalks · 01/12/2023 00:16

Night Night Benji (To the dog).

TheFireflies · 01/12/2023 00:16

Fuck off, you’ve had some biscuits.

(cat harassing me)

noooooooo · 01/12/2023 00:18

Gimme a minute FFS

Quickquestion10 · 01/12/2023 00:18

My hair is going grey but it doesn't bother me the way I thought it would.

NorthernGirlie · 01/12/2023 00:18

"Night darling, love you. Snore and I'll kill you"

He's snoring. I'm wide awake!

ohfourfoxache · 01/12/2023 00:18

Oh FFS you stupid cat 🙄

(Jumped up to and trying to balance on a ledge half an inch wide)

Stresa22 · 01/12/2023 00:19

Sorry I’m still coughing my head off.

Zoomie1 · 01/12/2023 00:20

I don't want to hear your excuses, this simply is not good enough (care home)

AnneLovesGilbert · 01/12/2023 00:21

He’s doing funny things with his mouth

yetanotherdaytoday · 01/12/2023 00:22

Night.

SH23B · 01/12/2023 00:22

Seven minutes past twelve.

pizzaHeart · 01/12/2023 00:22

Have you checked the heating?

Coqueta · 01/12/2023 00:22

I don't think you can go to school tomorrow.
To DC who has scarlet fever and is still coughing at midnight

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