Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

[LauraSmeth]

hello

Lol. I eat it warm in the winter!

Oh ffs! (When I realised a member of staff had booked the same week off as the boss! We are a small company and it means I'll be left on my own for 2 days, at least!)

Have a good day

Shall we watch Oppenheimer?

I'm going to take the tapes down (farrier postponed until tomorrow so horses don't need to be corralled in).

You're a good boy (to the dog)

Oh for fucks sake..(cat had knocked the kitchen bin over)

I can’t talk yet, I haven’t had my coffee.

Get up now

Where's my advent calendar? (to DH who had moved my Lindt calendar!)

You're so cute.

(To my lazy cat, sleeping on my bed in a pool of sunshine).

Do you want to see this picture?

' love you , have a great day ' said to granddaughter after I dropped her at school

Said to the dog: you can stop staring at the door daddy isn't coming home today, or tomorrow. He's coming back on Sunday which is two (emphasised by showing her two fingers) days away. Now please eat your breakfast.

She's still staring at the door!

@whatausername

i hope your cat isn't called saville!!

mine.

in person 'ok bye' have a good day, see you at 4.30'

(different time pick up every day so always confirm!)

on the phone, just now 'ok, sounds good, speak to you later'

thrilling I know

Blow your nose- not on me, get some tissue.

No darling, that one doesn't make bubbles, it's for bathtime.

See you this afternoon puddin' - to my DC at drop off

Noooo, I’ve left my glasses in the wine bar,

'See you later, love you!'

'God I feel better after that big poo'

Drive safely!

Stop it, it's too cold to go out..

Dog whining to go outside.

I'll do the kitchen.

Alexa, play the Kinks.