Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

[LauraSmeth]

hello

"I'll make my lozenges bigger, that should help"

(work related).

I'm going to hit you again in a minute.

I was talking to a nail that I was trying to remove from a strip of wood by hitting it with a hammer on the pointy end then trying to pull it out with a pair of pliers. It wasn't cooperating😂

"Did you sing any Christmas songs today?" To 5yo DS. He said no.

Me thinking: the Christmas sing a long and nativity is in 2 weeks, they must be learning it by now! 🫠

Are you happy to do it?

(Wipe a bottom)

I want to be alone - you make it cold with the front door open

That's a good board...while watching Deal or no deal.

Oh fuck! There's not as many of these as there are in Sainsburys bags. ( re Morrisons chocolate peanuts!)

@whatausername Hahaha yes. 4 year old DS faffing about and stalling because he didn't want to have a shower or go to bed.

Can you put that bin out please as you already have your coat and shoes on

""why me? Choose Hannah. She's a much better choice".

Said to my cat who has decided my upper arm is where she wants to sit.

Shhh.

To ds who is disgruntled with the internet reliability...

Don't you love it when they choose the most awkward parts of human anatomy for a perch? 😂

Ahhgh frigging hell, not again.

(pan boiled dry - very hard boiled eggs)

I probably don’t have to tell you to have fun at a beer festival, but have fun!