Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

[LauraSmeth]

hello

Thank you. To Alexa for reminding me to take my tablet.

It's very hard to know sometimes, isn't it?

• to my 4 year old about which way to put her knickers on

Come ON Cookie!
to my dog who was dawdling in the freezing sleet on her walk this morning.

• Have you got everything you need from in here?

to son as I wanted to have a bath.

The jumbo ones

Discussing porridge oat preferences

Kevin Sinfield looks like the missing link
(Said out loud to my DH, what I didn't say was I find KS incredibly attractive)

Will you PLEASE clear the bloody rubbish out of your room!

Said to 16 year old DS

It’s caramel.

Aw look at you, I love you so much my princesses - talking to my curled up whippet 😂

"Get your claws out of my bloody bottom!"

What does it say on the washing instructions?

Eat your egg

"And at least you'll get to meet a cute baby" 🤣

To DH, who is deliberating whether or not to go to London for a baby blessing.

I'll have a tea please.

The plumber's not coming today. He'll be here on Sunday afternoon.

Which has really pissed me off, as we really want the issue resolved, but this is the fourth plumber we've had to try and fix it. The others have had a look, said they would "go away and do some research", and then disappear off the face of the earth, so the fact that this one is actually trying to find a solution means we are doing all we can to keep him!

Please can you move the elves out of the way of the dog!

Good morning my little poppet - to the dog

What is a cloottie dumpling

Ooooo buttocks on a Friday?

To my DP as he took off his towel to get dressed in front of the tv that I was watching.

Delicious 😋

Pixie leave the cat alone.

"DOWN", to my puppy for jumping up me!

Bye sweetheart, have fun.

I might do some cleaning today.

Emphasis on the word 'might'

Love monster?

It's too cold to eat Weetabix