Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

[LauraSmeth]

hello

I think we should both have a biscuit

(To the dog as I made myself a cup of tea)

do we need a nap? said to the dogs 😃

Love you too, don’t forget Strepsils. Said to DH as he was leaving for work this morning. He will definitely forget Strepsils.

If I don't see you before then, then best of British luck...

If you break it you will be sleeping on the floor Mr

To my son: That means we can watch The Expanse tonight.
(Having heard that my husband's plane is delayed, so he won't be back until tomorrow).

‘Do you want some delicious drugs?’
(to the cat, who is very ill)

To spouse: ‘you can buy tins of baked beans in the corner shop’. He wanted me to add them to the supermarket run. I mean ‘Casablanca’ has nowt on us for romantic dialogue.

'Lovely to see you both, take care!'

Baby shark doo doo do doo do do

'You are a very silly boy' (to my dog).

Fine, have my food.

I think I must have been a hibernating creature in a past life.

Come on you beautiful little one.

Ddog had snuck out into the hall and was being stroked by the Tesco delivery man who was waiting for his crates.

Hello precious! Where have you been hiding all day? (To the cat)

Fuck's sake

But to be fair, usually say this several times a day for varying reasons accompanied by fervent eye rolling.

I'm back.

Don't lick the carpet.

( to the cat )

Try and spread them out a bit

Ds is decorating the Christmas tree I'm trying not to interfere

He's tired, he doesn't want to play
(To one cat, about the other cat)

Merci, bon weekend et bonne continuation à vous aussi.

To the nice man who'd just filles m'y fridge with 3 days worth of meals.

God dammit cat!

Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
(I was singing along to the radio).

Or 'nooooo! No sellotape!'

Did you? That’s amazing!

Why did you have to shit on that?