Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

[LauraSmeth]

hello

How the fuck did he get through the force field without his special belt ?

You've just farted haven't you

Get your cream or milk out of the fridge

Echo turn off the Christmas Tree

Not bad. But not great.

Penny you berk (cat)

Leave the heating on for the dogs.

"Collywobbles"

"Ahhh fucking yes!"
As I got into bed with my electric blanket on. I have Raynauds and don't ever use the heating because I can't afford it. 15 mins of electric blanket before sleeping tablet kicks in ☺️

"I know, it's because I have the cold and I can't breath through my nose"

My DP said I was snoring🤣🤣 I have a terrible cold and cough so can't close my mouth lol. Poor guy.

Of for fucks sake give it a fucking rest

Reading another thread with a spamming poster

Night night cutie. See you in the morning (to the dog)

Oh my god look at the bloody time

Love you little one to my 12 year old!

"Cor."

(Was just looking at footage of the storms in Adelaide.)

I’m having cava….

Night night sweetheart.

Oh shyte! Is that arm supposed to fall off ya wheelchair as I get you out of it??? 🫢

"Where the 'f**k' did I put it?".

Fuck me it's cold outside.

"Nice stream"

Said to DH after his twitch stream tonight

Ow! Shit! Fuck!

(I tripped over a washing basket in the middle of the floor when getting up for a wee in the dark)

Love you lots. - to DH.

help me get that fat pig off my legs

Coming!

To my baby not my DH (unfortunately 😁)