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Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

214 replies

LauraSmeth · 30/11/2023 23:58

hello

OP posts:
Rosiiee · 01/12/2023 04:47

‘Thanks, bye’- waking up at 3am to call the bank in Australia 😴

fulawitt · 01/12/2023 04:52

I love you boubou.

Boredatthemoment · 01/12/2023 04:59

Stop barking, it’s too early

Nibblynobbly · 01/12/2023 05:01

She's used the litter tray and now she's behind the curtain hissing at me.

isthismylifenow · 01/12/2023 05:02

It's not breakfast time yet.

Me to my Labrador.

(It's always breakfast time in his opinion.)

AlexandraJJ · 01/12/2023 05:09

White rabbits

Devilsmommy · 01/12/2023 05:18

It's alright baba, mommy's here, I'm always here. To my little one who needed resettling at 4am

Floralovesflowers · 01/12/2023 05:18

'Shit, didn't turn it to silent' as a text pinged just as I was nodding off

Catsmere · 01/12/2023 05:20

It's a bit slopey, isn't it? Oh deardeardeardeardear.

(To DCat 2, trying to sit on my lap in the new, higher, armchair.)

PubicZirconia · 01/12/2023 05:32

Don't you dare!

Just now to a belligerent 7 year old who did not fancy school this morning.

DilemmaDelilah · 01/12/2023 05:32

Itchy itchy itchy!
I have radiation dermatitis following radiotherapy and it is driving me mad with the itching!

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 01/12/2023 05:37

DS needs his svømmetøj today

MrsHughesPinny · 01/12/2023 05:39

I’m all twisted up!
(my PJ bottoms had gotten all twisted up and DP asked why I was fidgeting)

Pebbles16 · 01/12/2023 05:50

Oh bloody hell (when I woke up at 3.30 this morning with shoulder pain)

MurielThrockmorton · 01/12/2023 05:53

Hello kitty, where's the other kitty?

neerg · 01/12/2023 06:11

Did the cat sleep there all night?

Girasoli · 01/12/2023 06:11

"It is nearly Christmas yeah, so we can't wear shorts" to DS2 who is getting ready for nursery.

DisforDarkChocolate · 01/12/2023 06:17

Alexa, play audible.

In my head there are many swear words relating to my fucking neighbour grinding coffee and being stompy at 5:30am.

ShoesoftheWorld · 01/12/2023 06:20

'Oh yes, who needs lots of love, my lovely fluffy boy'

To the cat. Blush

MissHavershamReturns · 01/12/2023 06:27

Not cool

DoIWantThis · 01/12/2023 06:28

You do realise that you're a free loading asshole don't you... (to Mr Boo - the cat)

MissHavershamReturns · 01/12/2023 06:29

To a 12 year old who woke me up at 5 am celebrating success in a computer game

locket2009 · 01/12/2023 06:29

I'm sorry !

Because I woke the whole house up thinking it was 7am and it was only 6am Blush

mondaytosunday · 01/12/2023 06:29

Come on doggie

Marshtit · 01/12/2023 06:30

just a general chit chat to my ddog