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Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

214 replies

LauraSmeth · 30/11/2023 23:58

hello

OP posts:
LusaBatoosa · 01/12/2023 00:23

Who is a good standy boy, standing like a clever big boy?!

Blink1880 · 01/12/2023 00:24

Shall we go doggy bye byes?
(What I say to the dog to explain it’s time for bed)

BeeCucumber · 01/12/2023 00:24

"Pass me the Celebrations"

Icopewhenihope · 01/12/2023 00:25

You are fucking wasted.

TriceratopsRocks · 01/12/2023 00:25

(I love how so many of us are talking to our pets btw... Mine was a guinea pig)

Lucy377 · 01/12/2023 00:27

Oh Shane you poor fucker.

Dentalpainsucks · 01/12/2023 00:29

New one since DH is still awake

The christmas number one will be fairytale of new york I hope to god they dont censor it

allfurcoatnoknickers · 01/12/2023 00:30

I AM GOING TO COUNT TO FIVE. And you'd better be undressed by the time I'm done.

MarriedToVictorFuckingMeldrew · 01/12/2023 00:30

Lightening bolt... please just strike now 🙏

SabrinaThwaite · 01/12/2023 00:31

Don’t touch that cake - I’ll need to glaze it first thing. Now go to bed.

OutOfSyncWithReality · 01/12/2023 00:33

White rabbits white rabbits white rabbits when I realised it had gone midnight at the start of a new month!

RainDropsStorm · 01/12/2023 00:37

What!!!??? It was 9 years ago Gemma Collins was in the jungle.

CrapBucket · 01/12/2023 00:40

You are SUCH a Good Boy

flowerchild2000 · 01/12/2023 00:41

What a waste!

(Guy in a movie spent a lot of money on a Christmas tree with no needles on it)

Silkiefloof · 01/12/2023 00:41

White rabbit (midnight on 1st of month with an r in it)

Hmmmbetterchangethis · 01/12/2023 00:48

No, you whip them up into a frenzy! Good night.

SwordToFlamethrower · 01/12/2023 00:49

We need to fold.

ZZTopGuitarSolo · 01/12/2023 00:49

I sang “Manamana.”

and DH sang back “Du duuuhh dududu”

Monkeytennis97 · 01/12/2023 00:51

I'm going to go and make a hot water bottle

Namemchangeforthispostonly101 · 01/12/2023 00:51

This reply has been withdrawn

The OP has privacy concerns, so we've agreed to take this down now.

SwearyBetty · 01/12/2023 00:51

Your bum fluff needs trimming.

To my cat who just proudly stuck her bum in front of my face for me to admire.

whatausername · 01/12/2023 00:52

allfurcoatnoknickers · 01/12/2023 00:30

I AM GOING TO COUNT TO FIVE. And you'd better be undressed by the time I'm done.

I hope this is an uncooperative child getting ready for bed, because if it's your love life your seduction skills need some work 😂

Namemchangeforthispostonly101 · 01/12/2023 00:53

This reply has been withdrawn

The OP has privacy concerns, so we've agreed to take this down now.

wobblyweasel · 01/12/2023 00:53

Night night mummy's special boy (to the dog)

Scampuss · 01/12/2023 00:56

"No biting please"

(to the cat)

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