Post the last thing you said outloud in real life?

[LauraSmeth]

hello

*Bollocks!!!"

Was pouring a coffee about an hour ago and burnt my hand. Everyone else is asleep, so talking to myself. First sign of madness!!

Alexa, goodnight.

Do you want a lift to work?

Night night jack (to the stray cat who has adopted us) .

Into bed...good girl (to the dog 😂)

Go.To.Bed. (parent of teenager)

Bloody idiots.

(Said of both cats zooming around house suddenly dive bombing my bed with me in it)

"Calm down! It's not even 7am!"

“I’ll buy you something to wear tonight” to Dd as we’re going out for dinner with my parents later.

There are loads of shirts in the wardrobe

Oh he's so sweet!
( the dog)

Move up, to one of the dogs

Get your feet off the table (to the dog)

Finish your breakfast!

Would you otherwise have to use the university approved screw provider?

I said goodnight to the dogs and wished them pleasant dreams.

Can I have some of my duvet please?!
(To the dog who sleeps on our bed as she seems to be feeling a bit left out at the moment with our toddler)

Poo on the grass not the path!

(said to dog obviously not Dh).

Yeah you've got blue car socks (to my toddler)

I'll make the coffee.

I think I need a poo

Love you chicken, have a super day (to my 15 yo as she goes to get the bus)

Bye! (To the lady who served me in the petrol station)

Look at those - are they swimming?

(To my toddler, about something we're watching)

Thank you! Bye!

(to supermarket delivery driver - so far today I've only talked to him and the dog)