A brilliant Rightmove listing

[catbla2957]

I live near this house and I have always wanted to see inside. Just wish it had a floor plan

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140487803

It's also on a main road and not "in the heart of" anywhere

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/property/4769817-you-need-to-see-this?page=1

Now that is stunning! What a difference......

These clearly aren't professional photos.... the photographer in photo 8 & 21 is of the same room/bathroom..there's repetition all the way through of the same rooms. Where's the kitchen, reception rooms, gardens, driveway? It's all about the Buckingham Palace brickwork & odd bedrooms...am I missing something?

It’s some online EA where you upload your own photos, surely?

The many photos of the same bedroom have been done at different times, some have a TV on the wall, some don’t. Also in the black bathroom, one pic of it shows one white toilet, in another, there are two black toilets.

How on earth did it get planning permission?

There is also a young child in two of the photos so not very professional. (Aside from everything else!)
I also thought it was table salt but maybe it's a can of drink to go with the punnet of grapes?

I thought exactly the same, those are some tiny bedrooms for such a grand property.

edit - Wrong thread sorry

It’s a monument to poor taste. The photographer in the mirror…at least I hope it’s the photographer…

Cannot work out if this is the same bathroom with a new loo, or two bathrooms (presumably with a different colour toilet so you know which one you're in.)

Would love to see the annexes

Would love to see the annexes

Um... I think photo 3 shows 2 of them 'nestled within the enchanting garden'

Basins are different shapes I think. Clearly got a job lot of tiles and LED lights and saved on redesign.

I had a chuckle over made of Lego bricks.😁

The other houses are all divine though.

Hideous inside and out

Would love to see the annexes

Sheds probably.

You can see the 'photographer' in picture 8- taking photos with an iPhone. That looks horrendous, more like a themed whorehouse..... tiny bedrooms, crappy garden, I genuinely don't know who would want that for anything other than a knock down!

What does that mean?

The photos are repeated so there isn't much to see and what it does show looks hideous. The outside looks better than the inside. From it shows it looks very tacky. Think that'll be on the market for a looooooong time.

The bedrooms look so tiny!

Put the toilet seat down FGS!

That is the stuff of nightmares.
I've never been in a brothel but that is exactly how I imagine one would look.
Budget sex people house -yes!
Look up 'Lynn, these are sex people!' Alan Partridge. Very funny episode with the lovely Stephen Mangan.

@Diggersandunicorns - is that the hay bale house?

I know exactly the castle/Edwardian split personality property you are referring to. Because this reminded me of it too! Always made me think the wife and husband had completely different ideas re their 'dream' home so compromised with two different facades. I believe the owners thought that if no-one realised it existed for 5 years then they couldn't be ordered to demolish it and return the site to how it was. It was eventuallydemolished after a protracted legal/appeal process!

Haha so happy to see this as I also drive past it on occasions. The price is a joke!

The new Big Brother house?!

I'm curious how you know?

I can't tell if this is taken through a mirror, so the person is the photographer, or if it's through a doorway and there's just a random person stood in shot? (You need to click on image to see the whole thing)

That is absolutely stunning. Until you get to the kitchen. What were they thinking?!

This is a sikh household. I know the style.