A brilliant Rightmove listing

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I live near this house and I have always wanted to see inside. Just wish it had a floor plan

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140487803

It's also on a main road and not "in the heart of" anywhere

What awful photos.

Gloriously eccentric

"The Crawley homeowner who's turned his unassuming town house into an extraordinary castle - SussexLive" https://www.sussexlive.co.uk/news/sussex-news/crawley-bewbush-beaubush-castle-story-7282064?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

I’ve never been inside but having driven past I’d say the pics are prob accurate to enhanced, it’s Really bad, I genuinely can’t believe the price tag.

Maybe the photos are of that original bungalow above which is hidden within the inner castle shell. What an odd house.

Someone likes their bathrooms.

I'm
Hoping a floor plan and better photos will come eventually

Gosh it’s dreadful. It’s like if MFI made castles. Judging by the photos there’s only 2 bedrooms, a shower room and a bathroom but supposedly it’s got loads of rooms. Do they all look the same or did the photographer just not bother taking any more pictures?

It seems to have gained some bedrooms since the article was written a year ago 😆

What on earth have they done? They’ve stuck a faux castle exterior on a very bog standard boring bungalow?

It’s not attractive on the outside and the inside is terrible too…. 3.2 million. Lmao no

The thing that really gets me is that with a 3.2m house they can't afford 2 pillows on most of the double beds. It's such a state in terms of presentation for sale (ignoring the fact it's bonkers) . Are they even serious about selling?

The EA didn't even bother with the floor plan. And that's for 3mln

Haha the man in the mirror in picture 8 (and a later repeated photo).

I agree the photos are awful, there’s so many of the same thing, too many shots of details of the exterior. A junk room full of clutter. It looks like one of those posts on Facebook where the owner is trying to sell their house themselves.

Absolutely horrid!
exterior reminds me of Ye Medieval Knights tourist attraction in Orlando. You know the kind of thing.
interior is just as bad. Tacky as hell, awful amateur photos.
Love the one in Bristol though. I’d happily live there if I had the means sighs

Tony bedrooms.. it's bizarre

The black bathroom screams Hugh Hefner, tacky as fuck.

Story says that he demolished the old building? Also he hand built it... I'd be worried about construction quality, tbh.

*tiny.. who's Tony 🫣

I have many questions. How is it both big and pokey. Why are some of the photos repeated. Why are some of the photos so crap. Why haven't they hired someone with a proper camera rather than Keith with his phone in picture 8. Why does it cost so much...

It's a budget sex people house.

Grotesque - outside and inside. French Louis XIV furniture on really works in huge size rooms not those boxy bedrooms.

The gold cornice & chandeliers look hideous!

Omg it's hideous! £3.2m ? You'd have to pay me to live there

Also why are pic 5 and 6 of the same room before and after someone was murdered in the bed?

Not that I want to move to Crawley but for the same price you can get this in Crawley . I know which I’d chose.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139109162#/?channel=RES_BUY

I think that he took the pictures himself. I’m willing to bet there is no estate agent involved, just one of these online jobs that put it on Rightmove for you.

My eyes!! 😂

Totally hideous in every way. More money than taste.

Thanks for sharing op!