A brilliant Rightmove listing

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I live near this house and I have always wanted to see inside. Just wish it had a floor plan

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140487803

It's also on a main road and not "in the heart of" anywhere

It's not even in the same ballpark. I'm wondering if it's fake listing hoping for media attention. Or the owners delusional about house prices

I don't know if I would use the lift or the fabulous staircase. Perhaps go up in the lift and slide down the bannister.

Some kind of brothel?

It looks like the houses I used to build on The Sims when I was 10.

Why are most of the pictures just repeats? Same two bedrooms and bathrooms over and over (even if they e taken off the duvet and put a plastic forensic scene sheet on the bed)

It’s awe inspiring. And crying out to be a film set, Perhaps The Mousetrap, adapted and brought up to date by Kenneth Branagh, on acid.

Is it is a brothel?

Christ and I thought my house is hard to sell ...!!!

I’m afraid one of the local MNers is going to have to take one for the team and go and have a viewing. I need to know more!

I can't stand having to walk that far from the bath to the toilet when I've got in and then realised I need to go [niche]

I like a bit of bonkers but couldn't live with that.

I'm tempted but I'm a bit scared of the murder bed

It's superbly revolting. I don't know where to start. Shit pictures aside, i would say personal highlights include:

The Armoire in the open plan kitchen with the cream pleather sofa suite thing.

The tiny box room with the ornate gold bed

The faux gold picture rails in the kitchen

The LED lighting in the bathroom

The black corner bath

and the garden that is just missing some motorbike parts and a discarded, stained toilet.

I agree on both counts!

Urgh, that's one of the ugliest houses I have ever seen, both inside and out. You couldn't pay me to live in it so god knows why they think it would sell at over 3 million. I can only think the land is worth a lot of money and a buyer would knock it down to build flats or something.

Honestly I've had a council flat with a bigger bedroom 😂

I just can’t get past ‘Beaubush’ - my brother lives that part of Crawley and his address is Bewbush 🤣🤣

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That is crazy. Doesn’t even seem like it could be the same property. Another one absolutely hating the open plan downstairs and teeny bedrooms are just ‘whaat?’… plus the worst estate agent photos in the history of house selling.

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And is that table salt by the bed?

It’s horrendous. How did they get planning permission for that monstrosity?

Haunted then. Or overrun by slugs.

11 bedrooms? 11 cupboards.

Presumably the snaps (I won’t even call them photographs as they are so bad) are of the “best” ones. 😳

The decor is awful
The bedrooms are tiny
The photos are dreadful

It's such a shame - striking on the outside, totally underwhelming on the inside

ewww fucking hideous

My thoughts exactly