Disgusting rhymes you sang in the school play ground or yard (primary or secondary)

[UnctuousUnicorns]

We sang (in primary (mid 70s to early 80s):

Yellow belly custard
Green snot pie
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye.
Slap it on a butty,
Nice and thick,
Wash it all down with a cup of cold sick.

Utterly minging, I know. 🤮 We were such foul wee buggers. 😅

Were there any other horrors doing the rounds at your school(s)? No mean/nasty stuff please. 🙂

We had one where the last verse was...

Teacher teacher I declare
I can see your underwear
Is it black or is it white
Oh my gosh its dynamite
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 3, 2,1 Boom

Unthinkingly taught it to DDs before realising the teachers underwear might be a tad inappropriate

Milk, Milk,
lemonade
round the corner
……..

who can fill in the last line?

All out your feet in...

It dit, dog shit, you are not it.

Chocolate cake, lol

"He jumped without a parachute from 40,000 feet" to the tune of mine eyes have seen the glory.
The gruesome lines were scraping him off the runway like a lump of strawberry jam and then the vicar spreading him on the toast.

Ip dip, dog shit,
Fucking bastard, silly git,
You are not it

Was how we did it late 80s!

We break up, we break down
We don't care if the school falls down
No more English, no more French
No more sitting on the old school bench

If the teacher re-appears
Lay her down and box her ears
If that does to serve the trick
Blow her up or make her sick

Round the corner
fudge is made

@UnctuousUnicorns .We sang a slightly different version..

Hot snot, bogey pie
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye.
If you like it,
Spread it thick
and wash it all down
With a cup of cold sick.

@LylaLee ..Chocolates made!

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
chopped-up baby parakeet
Thirteen eyeballs rolling in a dirty street
and I forgot my spoon

Daisy daisy, give me your answer do,
I’m half crazy, my balls are going blue.
I can’t afford a condom.
A plastic bag will do,
You’ll look sweet, under the sheet
with me on top of you.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he did it again cos he was gay (🫢 so outrageous now)

My own man’s a dustman,
he wears a dustman hat.
He took me round the corner
to watch a football match.
Fatty passed to Skinny.
Skinny passed it back.
Fatty did a whopping fart and knocked the goalie flat.

If you want to buy a car buy a Jag. There’s plenty of room for a shag. There’s a biscuit tin to put the used ones in, if you want to buy a car buy a Jag.

Fatty and skinny were in the bath, fatty blew off and skinny just laughed. 1960s.

Then
Is it black or is it blue?
On mu god it's a lump of poo.

'We are the (place name) girls
We wear our hair in curls
We wear our dungarees up to our dirty knees
You know the boy next door
He had me on the floor
We did it 20 times and then he asked for more
My mummy was surprised
To see my belly rise
My daddy jumped for joy
It was a baby boy
My mummy was so sad
She didn't want a lad
She wanted 7 girls
To wear their hair in curls
To wear their dungarees up to their dirty knees
We are the (place name) girls'

I think we were about 11 when we were singing it

😳😳😳😳😳

My granny played for Celtic
she nearly scored a goal
she did the splits and ripped her tits
And the ball went up her hole

😱

What do you do when you need to go to the loo
In an English country garden

Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants
In an English country garden

Do it on a log and blame it on the dog
In an English country garden

And various other verses along the same lines - what lovely children we were 🤣

Jesus Christ!
SuperStar!!!
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha!
Did a skid.
Killed a kid!
Ripped his bollocks on a dustbin lid!!!

When Suzy was a teenager
A teenager Suzy was
she said ooh ah I’ve lost my bra
i left my knickers in my boyfriend’s car

i was 5! No idea what it meant.

What do you do if you need the loo in an English country garden?
Pull down your pants and water all the plants
In an English country garden

Water all the hollyhocks
With your fannies and your cocks
Spray it on the fence and give it a shake

But what do you do if you need a poo in an English country...garden?

@TFZ9287
pull
down your pants and exterminate the ants

use a leaf and clean your underneath

Hahaha!! Total cross-post

@LylaLee
we said ‘chocolate’s made’ !
still gets a giggle 50 years on

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Walks like a woman
And wears a bra

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Wears frilly knickers
And a Playtex bra