I'm stuck in the loo forever now aren't I?

[YesitsBess]

TW, bloody huge gallopy fucking spider.

I was having a nice day. I worked from home, had a nice dinner, settled down to watch a film with nary a care in the World.

During intermission I decided to go to the loo, and somehow managed to not see THIS WANKER until I was on the throne so to speak. She's approximately the size of a labrador.

She's frozen, I'm frozen.

I live here now don't I?

You have to be specific on these things or we run amuck.

😁

Hi op! Late to the thread, but might I ask... What became of your new friend? Or have you avoided that bathroom since the incident?

It's worth a read if you've a spare hour or three. I've sent it to live at a vacant flat down the hall!

Aha! That vacancy notice will need to be removed then.

... Or changed to 'flat share wanted'.

Excellent thread OP - well done!

OMG - just encountered the biggest fucker attached to my back door - its a spider invasion! Luckily DH here to eject……..

I'm quite hoping it answers the door when they start viewings.

All rhe rain innit? They're moving in early this year the giant gallopy bastards.

They're 'house spiders' and they live indoors ALL THE TIME and have started coming out early looking for a mate which is what they do every Autumn and why you see them more at that time! 🙄This colder wetter than normal weather is confusing them so they're making an appearance earlier than usual 😳Some may be coming in from outside but only a small proportion of what you would normally expect to see and throwing a house spider outside is a death sentence as they have never been outside in their lives and will not survive! 😥

THAT'S WHY I GAVE IT A FLAT CARIAD 😄

I know you like to keep yours in a pram. But I don't have one of those.

*slips on spider suit, knocks on door and hopes for a free flat 😬

Hahahhaaaaaa. Love that.

@HarrietJet Yet you advised op to "stamp all over it" as if it was an actual physical threat to you.
You really need to get a hold of yourself

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Calm down love you're embarrassing yourself! Plenty of people stamp on spiders! Also it's pretty clear OP is Arachnophobic otherwise she'd have been quite happy to leave the bathroom and wouldn't have posted! Duh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AlfietheSchnauzer I'm not particularly as explained upthread. I just don't really like being caught with no pants on by....well anything really.

One thing you are is bloody hilarious! It's been a while since we had a funny thread on MN

@AlfietheSchnauzer 😄

Mental picture of a nude woman brandishing a piece of kitchen roll like a fireblanket. 😖

We were all hoping @Snippysocks but @Backstreets either got lost, or lost the fight with another spider en route.😢