Nauseating and tedious songs needed.

[Annoyingsongs]

Please can you tell me what the most irritating, grinding and soul destroying song you can think of please?

The jazz suite waltz no 2 on a loop....imagine

Quite upbeat , not nauseating but after the 3rd time you hear the intro you'd want to remove your own ears with a spoon

Jack Johnson (favoured by my ex)

"Better Together"
"Upside Down"
"Good People"

...to name a few...every song sounds exactly the same, he just reaches new levels of blandness each time.

Anything by The Beautiful South or Guns N Roses

All these suggestions are great. I've listened to a few and my ears are truly bleeding 😂

I think tomorrow is the best day. She'll be hungover for sure. 5am hoover wake up call then some music to perk her up.

Nobody's child by the Alexander brothers, this is bad. 😁

That irritating little dirty "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves,.get on your nerves" over and over again on a loop.

Ditty, not dirty

DD and I 'sang' the Nyan cat song at DH and literally 8 seconds in he was shouting at us to stop and was in a foul mood for the next 30 minutes.

also I second the PP who said Mull of Kintyre. The Beatles were bloody brilliant . Wings were a bit sht.*

"The band The Beatles could have been" (A. Partridge).

that awful song with the lyrics "on my body, on my body, put your hands upon my body...." (Can't remember who wrote it but it's a pile of wanky wank.

Wasn't that written about Madonna's obsession with a member of The Goodies?

"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body!"

Song for Whoever, Rotterdam, Perfect 10 - Beautiful South

Dreams - Gabrielle

Shine on you crazy diamond - Pink Floyd it’s even worse live surrounded by Pink Floyd enthusiasts

Achey breaky heart

Hazard by Richard Marx is utter shit. I can also add Dancing in the Moonlight, Midnight at the Oasis and anything by M People to your list of complete crap.

Thanks everyone for adding to the shit list.

So, another loud get together last night, this time in the garden so all windows had to be closed during the heat to block out the noise. She must be on holiday from work or something. DH didn't sleep until 3 because of it so we couldn't play the music this morning as he needed to rest. Tomorrow is a new day....

I think it should be a genre of music that she will be absolutely guaranteed to hate. Do you remember in Good Morning Vietnam when Robin Williams gets canned at the end and the boring replacement DJ bins all the Martha & the Vandellas records and starts playing Bavarian polka music? That kind of thing.

I would also nominate marching band sousaphone music, yodelling, and Cilla Black.

Hallelujah any fucking version will do it came on in a shop the other day I told dd if she DARED to play it at my funeral I would be bloody haunting her

What's actually best to do to annoy people is to play PART of a song just enough to create an ear worm then change it

My ex had a feature on his cd player that would just play the INTRO (totally useless feature) of every song it was like it was haunted drove everyone insane

Cilla Black: Anyone who had a heart on repeat would probably do it 😂

Oh god, can you imagine Cilla Black singing Hallelujah?

Is there some sort of audio software that could recreate that? Loads of crap singers attempting to belt out Hallelujah, one after another?

What an album.

Cilla Black - Hallelujah

Lulu - Hallelujah

Lily Allen ft Billy Bragg - 'Allelujah

Katherine Jenkins - HHHHallelujah

Not "Hallelujah" but "Sing Hallelujah" by Dr Alban.

C'mon your NDN deserves a treat (on loop)

Frank Skinner has a morbid fear of Katherine Jenkins, and says that she's 'Lucifer's Representative on Earth'.

Frank Skinner has a morbid fear of Katherine Jenkins, and says that she's 'Lucifer's Representative on Earth'.

When she was on The Masked Singer, she sang naturally and sounded really beautiful; but her standard forced choral singing with the weird facial contortions just always sound so fake.

Well? Did you do it?

Sorry you have to do this