Nauseating and tedious songs needed.

[Annoyingsongs]

Please can you tell me what the most irritating, grinding and soul destroying song you can think of please?

Lady in Red.

t swift has a song (antihero i think) with the line
'i had a dream where my daughter in law tried to kill me'--such stupid song line for her.

Anything by Ed Sheeran. Especially the one about smelly sheets. :D :D

Cheek to cheek 🤮

Loads - including most mentioned here (Clean Bandit especially). Anything by Queen.

But currently my off switch is Pink - Never Gonna Not Dance Again.

Designed for Life by the Manic Street Preachers.

Anything by Swift, Adele, Lizzo, Sheerhan or Styles.

All absolutely dire.

Harry Styles entire back catalogue. All written by elite writing teams, produced by the best and sung by a scrawny, non singing manufactured walking advert.

La da dee la da as well as anything by: Adele, Lewis Capaldi, Pink, John Legend, Gypsy Kings, Shania Twain, Kim Wilde, Anastacia.

I second any Celine Dion song and I raise you Bette Midler

I forgot these two - Dua Leper and Billy Eyelash. Both look and sound like they are drugged up to the eyeballs. Zero talent or appeal.

Gypsy Woman- Crystal Waters. I hate it so much!

Yes me too. Hate it.

Chumbawumba - Tupthumping.

Walking on Sunshine
Anything by T'Pau. (No idea if that's the correct spelling)
That dirty dancing song

Man alive, that song's shite!

Mistletoe and Wine - Cliff Richard

My Favourite Game by The Cardigans.

The annoys me because of 'Gifts on the tree'. Who puts gifts ON the tree? Should be gifts BY the tree. Idiot.

Well from a very long list of tedious and nauseating songs, right now anything by Wet Leg....god they are shite.

Nights in white satin
Bridge over troubled water
Wind beneath my wings
Imagine
Bob Dylan most songs
Sam Smith and Lewis Capaldi most songs
Celine Dion all songs
Tonight's the night (Rod Stewart) because its really creepy
Nothing compares to U
I will always love you (Whitney, not Dolly)
We are the wolrd
Do they know its Christmas
Take my breath away
Ed Sheeran, quite a few of his

I'd better stop now !!

Erm, we do. Small gifts go on the tree. The song is still bleugh though.

Take on Me - A-Ha

@ComputerInitiateJump - perhaps Cliff gives tiny but expensive gifts that can be hung <grabs at straw>?

Beyoncé- Put a Ring On It. Hate it!!!

"I will always love you (Whitney, not Dolly)"

But that version enabled Dolly to buy Dollywood! That's worth it.

Happy to be stuck with you. Ugh. Grim