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Nauseating and tedious songs needed.

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Annoyingsongs · 23/06/2023 07:55

Please can you tell me what the most irritating, grinding and soul destroying song you can think of please?

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NooNakedJacuzziness · 23/06/2023 08:29

5, 6, 7, 8 - Steps. Who are you trying to annoy OP??

Wiglio · 23/06/2023 08:29

Barry Manilow I can’t smile without you
the dependency is grating

Deathraystare · 23/06/2023 08:31

Don McClean American Pie
St Winifred's School Choir Grandma

HerVagestyTheQueef · 23/06/2023 08:35

I've Never Been to Me, by Charlene.

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EmmaEmerald · 23/06/2023 08:38

HerVagestyTheQueef · 23/06/2023 08:35

I've Never Been to Me, by Charlene.

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That one definitely.

Anon9898 · 23/06/2023 08:52

The crazy frog song

Whataretheodds · 23/06/2023 08:54

Most drill. Goes right through me.

dubyalass · 23/06/2023 09:11

DustyLee123 · 23/06/2023 08:12

Any George Ezra song 🤢

Testify! Like nails down a blackboard. Unlistenable dirges.

I'll add I wanna know what love is by Foreigner and Wind beneath my wings by Bette Midler. Awful, awful, awful.

theDudesmummy · 23/06/2023 09:12

Anything by Simply Red

Kpo58 · 23/06/2023 09:13

You're Beautiful by James Blunt

Slow by Kylie Minogue

TheYearOfSmallThings · 23/06/2023 09:14

Heh heh I like most of these!

However I suggest Mambo number 5.

QuacketyQuack · 23/06/2023 09:15

Can't get you out of my head : Kylie
That Song by Sophie Ellis Bextor
Shards of Glass
All of you: John legend

HoogahToogah · 23/06/2023 09:18

Anything by lewis capaldi

GoodnightJude1 · 23/06/2023 09:24

Sweet Caroline 🤮

anything by Sheryl Crow/Alanis Morisette

Mambo number 5 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

Mabelface · 23/06/2023 09:26

Any Celine Dion song, with I will always love you at the very worst.

Booklover40 · 23/06/2023 09:26

Agree with everything here so far - that bloody shite Des'ree song, I'd forgotten all about that now it's in my bloody head - thanks!

Angels - Robbie Williams

Oh, and anything by the Manic Street Preachers or Pink.

Kpo58 · 23/06/2023 09:27

White flag by Dido

Groutyonehereagain · 23/06/2023 09:28

Great thread! I’m nodding along to most of these. You Mumsnetters have good taste.

I raise you Bohemian Rhapsody.

Thesearmsofmine · 23/06/2023 09:31

Daniel Bedingfield- If you’re not the one(I think that’s what it’s called, I always turn the radio off when it comes on)

Riapia · 23/06/2023 09:42

Hazard. Richard Marx.
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WitchDancer · 23/06/2023 09:45

Barrie girl
Agado

BlockbusterVideoCard · 23/06/2023 09:58

Anything by Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers

Saturday Night by Whigfield or whatever her name is

I Should Be So Lucky by Kylie (I like Kylie mostly, but not this one)

Umbrella by Rhianna

BlockbusterVideoCard · 23/06/2023 09:59

Barbie Girl by Aqua

CoolCalmCollected · 23/06/2023 10:00

Anything and everything UB40 have ever recorded.