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Nauseating and tedious songs needed.

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Annoyingsongs · 23/06/2023 07:55

Please can you tell me what the most irritating, grinding and soul destroying song you can think of please?

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CwmYoy · 23/06/2023 12:34

Seasons in the Sun

loislovesstewie · 23/06/2023 13:00

LilacSorbet · 23/06/2023 08:25

I like Toploader, but the Jubel version of Dancing In The Moonlight makes me want to rip my ears off.

I'm old enough to remember the original version! 1969,that was a good year!

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 23/06/2023 13:01

I can only assume that those expressing hatred for Lady In Red have never heard the far superior version with the special snooker lyrics!!

Table of Reds, the Secret Special Snooker Words to Lady in Red (That Mitchell and Webb Look S01E06)

Check out the extended live version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZPQNVWUXEU&t=225s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muan3zsNT0w

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 23/06/2023 13:02

Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.

Can't remember any more of the lyrics off the top of my head...

Phos · 23/06/2023 13:07

orangeflags · 23/06/2023 12:16

Walking on Sunshine
Anything by T'Pau. (No idea if that's the correct spelling)
That dirty dancing song

OMG I thought I was the only person in the world to hate bloody Walking on Sunshine.

Ameanstreakamilewide · 23/06/2023 13:24

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 23/06/2023 13:02

Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.

Can't remember any more of the lyrics off the top of my head...

Ooh, it's on the tip of my tongue.

Do you know how it ends?

meatbaseddessert · 23/06/2023 13:28

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 23/06/2023 13:02

Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.

Can't remember any more of the lyrics off the top of my head...

It's actually

Remember me?
I'm the one who had your baby's eyes

Et repeter a trillion times

TheDogsMother · 23/06/2023 13:30

"But that version enabled Dolly to buy Dollywood! That's worth it."

I love Dolly's version of the song. Really dislike the Whitney one.

Bubblyb00b · 23/06/2023 13:31

OMG, Ro-xanne! Fucking horrible song, awful! All Sting's stuff is crap, but this takes the biscuit.

And - I absolutely love The Beatles and adore Paul McCartney but pretty much all of his music post-Beatles is dire. Maybe not that bad in itself, but knowing who wrote it makes it fucking impossible to listen to, its so bland.

barbarahunter · 23/06/2023 13:32

Has anyone said Jennifer Rush I am your laydeee and you are my mann. Truly dreadful.

TheDogsMother · 23/06/2023 13:32

Just thought of another. It's tedious rather than nauseating. Break my soul by Beyonce.

Hoffi · 23/06/2023 13:34

Mmm mmm mmm mmm - Crash Test Dummies
What's Up - 4 Non Blondes
Dancin' in the Moonlight - Toploader
Alright - Supergrass

Jadedandlost · 23/06/2023 13:38

That whinger who’s in the corner dancing on his own. No one likes a self-pitying whinger. That’s why she’s with someone else.

Ameanstreakamilewide · 23/06/2023 13:42

Hoffi · 23/06/2023 13:34

Mmm mmm mmm mmm - Crash Test Dummies
What's Up - 4 Non Blondes
Dancin' in the Moonlight - Toploader
Alright - Supergrass

That Crash Test Dummies song is just plain weird.

Kindofcrunchy · 23/06/2023 14:06

Hoffi · 23/06/2023 13:34

Mmm mmm mmm mmm - Crash Test Dummies
What's Up - 4 Non Blondes
Dancin' in the Moonlight - Toploader
Alright - Supergrass

I actually love that crash test song, thanks for reminding me of it!

CoolCalmCollected · 23/06/2023 14:38

meatbaseddessert · 23/06/2023 13:28

It's actually

Remember me?
I'm the one who had your baby's eyes

Et repeter a trillion times

I always thought it was - "remember me? I'm the whore you had your baby's eyes"
with the baby in this case being a girlfriend, not an actual infant.

and I can't believe you've all forgotten the other, very deep and meaningful, lyrics in this song that went "neng nenga nenga neng neng neng neng, neng nenga neng neng" 😆

bluebell34567 · 23/06/2023 14:40

paul mccartney, i dont understand the fuss about him and what it was about linda either.

TitInATrance · 23/06/2023 14:48

Oh Carol - Neil Sedaka. A long ago ex used to sing along to it, and the insincerity on both versions was just mind-blowing.

areyouhavinglaugh · 23/06/2023 15:08

Anything you'd listen to in a late 80's nightclub in Spain

Abracadabra12345 · 23/06/2023 15:28

All the Christmas songs that get wheeled out every year

I wish it could be Christmas every daaaaaay.....

Angry
tillytoodles1 · 23/06/2023 15:34

Send in the Clowns by Judy Collins.

ichundich · 23/06/2023 18:30

Kindofcrunchy · 23/06/2023 14:06

I actually love that crash test song, thanks for reminding me of it!

Oh no, I love these!! They remind me of my first boyfriend and the happy times we had.

theswoot · 23/06/2023 18:32

FireandBrimstone · 23/06/2023 08:09

Seven Years, Lucas Graham

I wasn't Expecting That, Jamie Lawson

🤢🤢🤢🤢

You are my people!!

FormerlySpeckledyHen · 23/06/2023 18:55

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep