Nauseating and tedious songs needed.

[Annoyingsongs]

Please can you tell me what the most irritating, grinding and soul destroying song you can think of please?

70s dirge at its best. 99 balloons parody football chant. 99 soccer reds jumping on poor Raymonds head.

'No Charge' and 'She's Having My Baby' are running high in the absolutely nauseating stakes. I wish I could bleach them from my brain.

Then there is this little oddity 'The Skoal Dip Song'.

I don't know if it's the key, tone of voice or what but that Crash Test Dummies song Mmm mmm mmm, literally makes me depressed, like I feel awful if I hear that song.

Umbrella by Rihanna

Anything Jess Glynne screeches

Uptown funk

Pharrell - Happy

Ed Sheeran - shape of you or sing

Justin Timberlake - Dance Dance Dance

Moves like Jagger

Olly Murrs - trouble or wrapped up

All of which are on the banned playlist at my wedding as they make me want to rip my ears off

Yeah. 'Happy as Annie'. A jaunty tune about finding a girl raped and murdered, with arty video. Just fuck off with that shit.

The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - any version. Hate it with a passion.
I Will Always Love You - any version.
HIM's cover of Don't Fear The Reaper. But I love the original.

Nothing compares to you
The Macarena
Anything sung by Annie Lennox

Oh god yes. I have to mute the volume on the rodio.

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I see Leonard Nimoy Bilbo Baggins and raise you .....

That fucking cheerleader pish. 'always right there when I neeeeed heeeer' by some strangulated narcissist who thinks he's bestowing a great favour while a squeaky trumpet farts in the background.

But he's the Wizard of Love! And he's got the magic wand (fnar fnar). And even his mother thinks he "made the right selection". I mean who could resist?

I bloody love all that stuff!

Listen to Macca's Temporary Secretary and you'll be begging for Ebony and Ivory, trust me.

Rock a bye baby -Anne Marie and Sean Paul. My terminally dull but loud neighbour plays it in the garden. Even her small child screams at her to put a different song on.

@MorrisZapp I don't know how someone could be so cool and very hot and then suddenly turn into Alan Partridge! hahaha. Love him anyway - but his solo career is just - nope.

Coward of the County - Kenny Rogers.
Forever and Ever - Demis Roussos

I was only thinking about Coward of the County this morning.

I haven't thought about it for yonks.

Oh god yes, that Ed Sheeran one Shape of You - just vile

that stupid Meatloaf anything for love not that song.

Anything by Busted.

@lljkk oh no, I would do anything for love, anything you've been dreaming of, but I wont stop listening to Meat Loaf!! )))

The entire back catalogue of Radiohead 🤢

Kaiser chiefs - Ruby
The fray- how to save a life
Adele- hello

Urghhhhhhhhhhhh

Love is all around - Wet, Wet, Wet 🤮🤮🤮

70IsALimitNotATarget I refuse to admit that Mr Tambourine Man thing as being in the category of music. It is just William Shatner Shatnering all over the place.

Good lord, what was he thinking?