Nauseating and tedious songs needed.

[Annoyingsongs]

Please can you tell me what the most irritating, grinding and soul destroying song you can think of please?

'All I want for Christmas is YOoooooooOOOoooooOo' by Mariah Carey.

I'd forgotten his vile witch of a mother, she can get fkd too!

@DemonicCaveMaggot

Can we upgrade that to all fucking Christmas songs? I loathe them with a passion.
Especially do they know it's Christmas. The most patronising and factually incorrect song on the planet. If course it fucking snows in Africa, of course many of them do indeed know it's Christmas and celebrate it and there's plenty there that really don't give a hoot about Christmas because it isn't part of their culture or religion. Arghhhhhhhhh

Nobody has mentioned Mika yet! He seems a lovely person, but by god his music is horrific. I 🙄🙄

You’re so vain. Beyond irritating and Carly Simon can’t sing.

It's by blue boy. We thought it was "I'm the whore who had your baby son" but maybe it was just the singer elongating the words

That seven years old song!!
Anything by Jess Glynne
Sam Smith

Nobody has mentioned Mika yet! He seems a lovely person, but by god his music is horrific. I 🙄🙄

I disagree - he did the filler section on the Eurovision a couple of years ago and I did think "Oh no", but he was ace!

Jolene.

don’t demean yourself by begging another woman not to take that pathetic lump of humanity you’re with. Kick him out, she’s welcome to him 🤬

Exactly. It's an incredible song, but I wouldn't be fighting over anyone.
Go if you wanna go!

Lifted by Lighthouse Family.
Never was a song so mis-named. What a dirge.

Any song I regard as ‘pink noise’, typically from 1970s singers like Barbara Dickson, the Three Degrees, the Nolan sisters etc. There’s something about that pitch of ensemble singing that bypasses the melody detection bit of my brain and turns it into irritating background crackle.

I have always had hearing issues though.

Rolf Harris did a cover of ‘I touch myself’. I’m not even going to sully my phone by googling it.

Brain bleach was needed [bleurgh]

Goodbye My Lover is top of my list. Our neighbours have some kind of evil James Blunt playlist they stick on on summer days but this is the worst. Nobody could enjoy that, surely. Nails on a blackboard infinitely preferably for eternity.

That said, I've Never Been to Me is an in joke between a little friendship group of mine so I can tolerate that much better despite it being intolerable 🫠

Hey ya - OutKast infuriates me

Oh god why did I press play???

Never heard this before but I think it fits the bill

Due to my 2 year old traumatising me with it I'd also like to add the wiggles 'hot potato' to this unedifying list

Cell phone bling - drake
we are never getting back together - taylor swift
cheerleader - ami
all about that bass - Meghan trainor

The Smurf Song

Anything by the Lighthouse Family. Fucking dirge.

Anything by Texas. Such unbelievably shit lyrics.

I'm A Survivor by Destiny's Child. Awful, awful song.

Hallelujah.
What a bloody dirge!

The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie

firework- Katy Perry

My Ding a Ling - Chuck Berry

fucking Lighthouse Family. Every single song can get in the bin.