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So last night I caught dh...

168 replies

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:52

Brushing his teeth (electric toothbrush) whilst having a wee...
Not in aibu but aibu to feel it's a bit grim?

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nopuppiesallowed · 21/05/2022 09:40

Pennox · 20/05/2022 13:47

I always though they shook or flicked in place of a wipe. Then I met DP who takes 2 pieces of toilet paper, folds into a square and does a bit of dabbing.

That could explain the smell in boy's / men's toilets. And why you should never have carpet in your bathroom...🤢

RitaFaircloughsWig · 21/05/2022 09:42

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

He used his HANDS to dry his penis? 😂

MsHatten · 21/05/2022 09:44

I think you should just let the man do his ablutions in piece 😂

Jessbow · 21/05/2022 10:03

Have you logged it with 111? You ought to really in case it escalate ino something more unsavory

Pixiedust1234 · 21/05/2022 10:05

Yep, you are one of those gross people who don't wash their hands after using the toilet. Thanks for confirming it.

Since when are there urinals in a home environment? You are using a gotcha fact for something that doesn't even exist in this scenario.

starfishmummy · 21/05/2022 10:19

RitaFaircloughsWig · 21/05/2022 09:42

He used his HANDS to dry his penis? 😂

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Well I don't think people generally hold the loo paper with their feet while wiping unless they are contortionists (or disabled).

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 10:25

Flatworm Grin

I'm intrigued too as to how he was drying off his Percy with his handS?! Was he wringing it out?!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 10:27

Plus, how do you hold a toothbrush in both hands? Is it some kind of massively long and heavy chainsaw-type toothbrush? Does Denplan cover using one of those on non-crocodiles?

Jessbow · 21/05/2022 10:34

I'd worry more if he ws using his hand to clean his teeth and his toothbrush to brush his dick

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 10:39

Is that the adult version of rubbing your tummy whilst patting your head at the same time?

IlCommissarioMontalbano · 21/05/2022 10:51

I do this, and in the shower as well - never given it any thought!

moomintrolls · 21/05/2022 10:56

Have you reported him yet to the gestapo? It's the right thing to do. Where is he right now? You know his whereabouts at all times, right?! Has he farted today?

cottagegardenflower · 21/05/2022 11:17

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

PoseyFlump · 23/05/2022 13:31

No wonder Covid spread like wildfire, the amount of posters on this thread who don't think you need to wash your hands after taking a piss and before touching other stuff.

DogsAndGin · 23/05/2022 13:32

Hugasauras · 20/05/2022 13:01

How did it smell of dick? Confused Was he brushing the end of his knob with it?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

OP is very dramatic!

Mangogogogo · 23/05/2022 13:38

BuckingFore · 20/05/2022 13:01

Always wonder how people who've most likely had that dick in their gob suddenly become squeamish about that dick in other situations.

Confused

Hahahahahahaha my immediate thought 😂

LadyDanburysCane · 23/05/2022 13:50

PoseyFlump · 23/05/2022 13:31

No wonder Covid spread like wildfire, the amount of posters on this thread who don't think you need to wash your hands after taking a piss and before touching other stuff.

Covid didn’t spread from touching penises (peni?). I still touched (and more) DHs penis during lockdown! (and often went straight to sleep afterwards without washing my hands!).

darisdet · 23/05/2022 13:52

Did OP return 🤔

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