So last night I caught dh...

[Alovelydayatlast]

Brushing his teeth (electric toothbrush) whilst having a wee...
Not in aibu but aibu to feel it's a bit grim?

I brush my teeth sat on the loo every night. Just trying to squeeze out that last wee, the one that likes to wake me up at 2am. Sorry.

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Oh behave it's his dick and his toothbrush. It's a none issue.

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So much to laugh at. The Dyson Dick Dryer. Jimmy Dyson will be all over that. You read it on MN first.
And Tesco's ridiculous policy of overpricing things so it looks like a good deal with the card. Do they really think we haven't clocked that?

Both of you, so funny. Made me cry I laughed so much. Thank you.

He did not wipe his dick with his hands 🤣 he wiped it with tissue held in his hand stop being so dramatic.

Wouldn’t bother me.

I don’t touch his toothbrush so I’d probably just laugh if I saw him do that.

How smelly is his dick that it transfers to plastic via second hand touch?

And surely if he'd dried his dick with his bare hands () it'd smell of piss, not dick?

Why is he drying his dick with his bare hands? Why is he drying his dick at all?

Dicking hell.

I'm more intrigued by the dick wiping than the toothbrush, never know a man to do that. Also, you're grossed out by his toothbrush smelling of dick, but surely you've "brushed your teeth" with his dick at some point, for use of a better word.

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Come on, he didn't really dry his dick with his actual hand did he 🤣

Might just be me but I don’t want to see OH having a wee.. bad enough hearing it. Brushing teeth and having toothpaste froth on lips and then spitting it out is also grim. Perhaps that’s why I’m single 😂

I'm more intrigued by the dick wiping than the toothbrush, never know a man to do that.

Gross! Why would men not wipe? The smell otherwise

Where are his teeth? Or why does his mouth smell of dick?

@Wheretheskyisblue

He obviously needed a penis beaker...

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Well, I've officially been on MN long enough to get the inside joke.

If he was drying his dick with his hands, was it being done vigorously?

I’ve never heard it called drying before ducky.

quancking perhaps?

Dyson could repurpose the air blades - as long as they had about 0.1% of the air power, or they'll terrify blokes when their dicks begin to resemble flatworms.

Am I the only person who has never had the slightest idea or interest in how any man conducts his elimination as long as a) it all gets into the toilet and not on the seat/wall/back of the cistern/floor and b) he's not doing it at great length when I have to leave for work in about 7 minutes?

Oh god. I'm crying here.

Best thread in ages

They flop the drops off don't they? At least my partner does, there's probably a reason urinals don't have a toilet roll holder attached.

What did your husband aka Dirty Dick do when you flounced?

I have to say I've grinned from ear to ear at most of this thread... It's hilarious on a wet gloomy day

To be honest you should be cock-a-hoop he bothers wiping at all. Many don't.

Am I the only one who finds toothbrushing and toileting at the same time grim?! It's like eating on the toilet!

Having said that my main concern is not the smell of dick transferring onto the brush. I think there's bigger hygiene concerns here if that's happening It's not like the toothbrush isn't removing bacteria from the mouth, does he not wash his toothbrush?

Also Dp says he likes to wipe to treat himself, in public no but with access to toilet paper wiping is a yes

This is someone trying to get in to classics a la penis beaker right?

As long as he wasn't brushing his teeth with the loo brush and brushing his bum with YOUR toothbrush...