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So last night I caught dh...

168 replies

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:52

Brushing his teeth (electric toothbrush) whilst having a wee...
Not in aibu but aibu to feel it's a bit grim?

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Blossomtoes · 20/05/2022 12:55

Oh dear. I’m utterly grim then. I multitask as much as possible.

WeDontShutUpAboutBruno · 20/05/2022 12:57

I sit on the loo and brush my teeth too sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

Fabpinky · 20/05/2022 12:57

I sometimes do mine in the bath

wobytide · 20/05/2022 12:58

Only if he was doing the washing up too. I mean that's a spare hand going idle

RibNSaucyArseCrack · 20/05/2022 12:58

I brush mine in the shower. I can’t pee and do things at the same time though I’ve tried.

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:58

He put the brush on the side to 'wipe' then carried on brushing. I told him his brush now smelled of dick and flounced to bed!

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BuckingFore · 20/05/2022 13:01

Always wonder how people who've most likely had that dick in their gob suddenly become squeamish about that dick in other situations.

Confused
Loyaultemelie · 20/05/2022 13:01

I sit on the loo and brush mine too sometimes, I also often have one cat on my shoulders and one on my knee and sometimes one having a sink wash (don't ask water obsessed)

Hugasauras · 20/05/2022 13:01

How did it smell of dick? Confused Was he brushing the end of his knob with it?

Skinnermarink · 20/05/2022 13:03

God I’d be pissed off if DH ‘caught’ me doing anything in the bathroom. Leave the poor bloke alone in there!

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

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Skinnermarink · 20/05/2022 13:03

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Andromachehadabadday · 20/05/2022 13:03

Was he brushing us knob with it?

I am going to assume you said that as a joke?

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

The door was wide open.

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ohidoliketobe · 20/05/2022 13:05

BuckingFore · 20/05/2022 13:01

Always wonder how people who've most likely had that dick in their gob suddenly become squeamish about that dick in other situations.

Confused

This made me snort Grin

Babyvenusplant · 20/05/2022 13:12

Hugasauras · 20/05/2022 13:01

How did it smell of dick? Confused Was he brushing the end of his knob with it?

😂

pizzaand · 20/05/2022 13:16

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:58

He put the brush on the side to 'wipe' then carried on brushing. I told him his brush now smelled of dick and flounced to bed!

Did you sniff his toothbrush ConfusedEnvy

FabulousKilljoys · 20/05/2022 13:19

I hope your flounce to bed was a lighthearted flounce.

Why does it matter if his toothbrush smells of dick if the man with the dick is the only one using it?

Shade17 · 20/05/2022 13:24

The dick drying is the strangest activity there!

girlmom21 · 20/05/2022 13:24

Does his brush not have a handle and why did he need to wipe? Do men wipe?

Northernsoullover · 20/05/2022 13:25

I do this 😳sans 🍆 though

Seraphinesupport · 20/05/2022 13:26

yabu

NC1010 · 20/05/2022 13:29

So the toothbrush that now 'smells of duck' has never entered your mouth before?

CocktailsOnTheBeach · 20/05/2022 13:31

Do you never touch said dick or put it in your mouth? Pretty sure that's more gross than brushing and weeing. Just a thought 🤔

RibNSaucyArseCrack · 20/05/2022 13:33

Unless you’re sharing a toothbrush then why are you bothered? And if you ARE sharing a toothbrush then you need to sort your gross meter out!