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So last night I caught dh...

168 replies

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:52

Brushing his teeth (electric toothbrush) whilst having a wee...
Not in aibu but aibu to feel it's a bit grim?

OP posts:
theemmadilemma · 20/05/2022 14:15

I sit on the loo while I brush, multitasking before bed innit.

FairWindClearSailing · 20/05/2022 14:34

Hugasauras · 20/05/2022 13:01

How did it smell of dick? Confused Was he brushing the end of his knob with it?

😂😂

x2boys · 20/05/2022 14:35

And the first thing you do is announce it on mumsnet?

Canyouanswermyquestion · 20/05/2022 14:46

NC1010 · 20/05/2022 13:29

So the toothbrush that now 'smells of duck' has never entered your mouth before?

Smells of duck?

🤣🤣

Cas112 · 20/05/2022 15:18

OP give him privacy if your gonna whinge about what you see

Alwayshoovering · 20/05/2022 15:25

BuckingFore · 20/05/2022 13:01

Always wonder how people who've most likely had that dick in their gob suddenly become squeamish about that dick in other situations.

Confused

🤣🤣🤣

gamerchick · 20/05/2022 15:27

Shocking he wasnt using yours like. Disappointed.

Musicaltheatremum · 20/05/2022 15:29

Pennox · 20/05/2022 13:47

I always though they shook or flicked in place of a wipe. Then I met DP who takes 2 pieces of toilet paper, folds into a square and does a bit of dabbing.

Both my husbands have done this.

mumofone1980 · 20/05/2022 15:30

Blossomtoes · 20/05/2022 12:55

Oh dear. I’m utterly grim then. I multitask as much as possible.

snap

80sMum · 20/05/2022 15:30

Skinnermarink · 20/05/2022 13:03

God I’d be pissed off if DH ‘caught’ me doing anything in the bathroom. Leave the poor bloke alone in there!

I agree with this! Some things should remain private!

over50andfab · 20/05/2022 15:39

I mean...I haven't had sight of a dick (or a duck depending on what we're calling it) for a few years but thought they just gave it a shake? Is hand drying a new thing?

Holidayroundthecorner · 20/05/2022 15:43

Maybe Dyson are missing a trick here..
The new Dyson Dick Dryer.
Have one on your bedside table near your Penis Beaker..
Every home should have one.
Only £199 with a Tesco club card..

RhubarbFairy · 20/05/2022 15:51

Another one that wonders if you wash your hands after touching it. Do you have a hand washing station next to the bed so you can wash after giving him a fondle? Presumably you've had the offending appendage in your mouth?

It's his toothbrush. He could run the head over his bellend and its none of your concern.

doris9034 · 20/05/2022 15:57

Musicaltheatremum · 20/05/2022 15:29

Both my husbands have done this.

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Mine does too!

girlmom21 · 20/05/2022 16:02

Holidayroundthecorner · 20/05/2022 15:43

Maybe Dyson are missing a trick here..
The new Dyson Dick Dryer.
Have one on your bedside table near your Penis Beaker..
Every home should have one.
Only £199 with a Tesco club card..

£1750 without a clubcard Grin

Inthesameboatatmo · 20/05/2022 16:10

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

Yanbu. It's grim op .

Chikapu · 20/05/2022 16:21

NC1010 · 20/05/2022 13:29

So the toothbrush that now 'smells of duck' has never entered your mouth before?

Why is there a duck involved? Did you ring the RSPCA while you were flouncing OP?

FabulousKilljoys · 20/05/2022 16:32

Why is there a duck involved? Did you ring the RSPCA while you were flouncing OP?

😂😂

TellingBone · 20/05/2022 16:59

Dick Dastardly

AnAfternoonWalk · 20/05/2022 17:00

Op, this is one of those situations when both your partner and the commenters are disgusting. They are trying to make you feel like you’re the crazy one. You’re not crazy. It is gross.

Pyewhacket · 20/05/2022 17:03

Skinnermarink · 20/05/2022 13:03

God I’d be pissed off if DH ‘caught’ me doing anything in the bathroom. Leave the poor bloke alone in there!

This, and of course, his dick has never been anywhere near your mouth ?????

Ireallycantthinkofagoodone · 20/05/2022 17:04

Holidayroundthecorner · 20/05/2022 15:43

Maybe Dyson are missing a trick here..
The new Dyson Dick Dryer.
Have one on your bedside table near your Penis Beaker..
Every home should have one.
Only £199 with a Tesco club card..

Please stop this thread before I pee on the sofa. Or maybe I could grab my electric toothbrush and multitask too?
🤣🤣🤣

Nap1983 · 20/05/2022 17:06

Shade17 · 20/05/2022 13:24

The dick drying is the strangest activity there!

I though this too…. Never witnessed a dick bring dried 😂😂

UserError012345 · 20/05/2022 17:08

And they say men can't multi task

Duettino · 20/05/2022 17:08

Can we have a diagram of the drying technique?

Does the male in anyone else's life do this???