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So last night I caught dh...

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Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:52

Brushing his teeth (electric toothbrush) whilst having a wee...
Not in aibu but aibu to feel it's a bit grim?

OP posts:
GertrudeKerfuffle · 20/05/2022 17:43

You think that's bad, a former colleague of mine used to flop his knob into the sink and pee INTO THE SINK whilst brushing his teeth🤢

He was an abusive arsehole in many ways and she eventually left him, thank God.

mnnewbie111 · 20/05/2022 17:45

I do it in the shower. Pushed for time 😂😂

AngelinaFibres · 20/05/2022 17:50

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

Presumably you hold his cock with your hand/hands and lick and suck it. You don't have any need to touch his toothbrush.Google the bacterial load of a typical toothbrush head.

MostlyNormalSometimesOdd · 20/05/2022 17:51

BuckingFore · 20/05/2022 13:01

Always wonder how people who've most likely had that dick in their gob suddenly become squeamish about that dick in other situations.

Confused

Oh my days, 😹

PoseyFlump · 20/05/2022 18:10

Men dab their cocks with tissue to stop the Mickey drips. (King Gary)

Forget his toothbrush, just make sure he puts the lid down so poo and piss particles don't land on YOUR toothbrush Grin

PoseyFlump · 20/05/2022 18:13

mnnewbie111 · 20/05/2022 17:45

I do it in the shower. Pushed for time 😂😂

And where do you brush your teeth?! Grin

TomatoorChips · 20/05/2022 18:13

Just go with Chardonnaey

skippy67 · 20/05/2022 18:22

I don't think the OP is coming back🤣🤣

NC1010 · 20/05/2022 18:32

@debwong hahahahaha I've just realised I typed duck.

Now that would be a funny smelling toothbrush..

Therewere5inthebed · 21/05/2022 01:23

NeverDropYourMooncup · 20/05/2022 17:29

Dyson could repurpose the air blades - as long as they had about 0.1% of the air power, or they'll terrify blokes when their dicks begin to resemble flatworms.

Am I the only person who has never had the slightest idea or interest in how any man conducts his elimination as long as a) it all gets into the toilet and not on the seat/wall/back of the cistern/floor and b) he's not doing it at great length when I have to leave for work in about 7 minutes?

🤣🤣

Noglassjustthebottleandastraw · 21/05/2022 01:38

This is the best thread ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't move 😂😂😂😂

Tinitiny · 21/05/2022 03:29

Wheretheskyisblue · 20/05/2022 14:04

He obviously needed a penis beaker...

😆😆😆

frenchfancy81 · 21/05/2022 03:37

EFFICIENT

SomersetONeil · 21/05/2022 04:02

Thank goodness your instinct was to come on here and tell US about it.

TheLadyofShalott1 · 21/05/2022 05:33

BuckingFore · 20/05/2022 13:01

Always wonder how people who've most likely had that dick in their gob suddenly become squeamish about that dick in other situations.

Confused

Brilliant, and so true 😂

I bet @BuckingFore that you are not a BuckingFore at parties!

Staryflight445 · 21/05/2022 05:37

Shade17 · 20/05/2022 13:24

The dick drying is the strangest activity there!

Yeah, imagine seeing that but writing a thread about him brushing his teeth on the toilet rather than that.

some people are odd.

StoppinBy · 21/05/2022 06:10

AryaStarkWolf · 20/05/2022 13:44

When did men start wiping after a wee?

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When they realised there is still wee on their penis after 'shaking'.

CuriousMariette · 21/05/2022 06:26

Is anyone else getting toothbrush adverts coming up in this thread? None yet for the Dyson Duck Dick Drier. Does the Dyson Dick Drier Deluxe come with a Penis Beaker Holder - will it be Wi-Fi enabled? - mine loves a gadget and will definitely buy (but never use again after 1 week of performance dick drying).

Darbs76 · 21/05/2022 06:55

Sorry I do this too!

Changemaname1 · 21/05/2022 07:05

Wait, men wipe their dicks after a wee ??

MrsLargeEmbodied · 21/05/2022 07:12

sometimes i clean the basin while i clean my teeth

Chikapu · 21/05/2022 07:12

Is it really that unusual for men to be dick dabbers after a wee?

JudgeJ · 21/05/2022 07:14

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

I'm impressed that he dries it!

Banoffe · 21/05/2022 07:16

Leave him be, it’s not like the brush end is going from his nob to his mouth!

Longdistance · 21/05/2022 07:21

That’s the first I’ve heard about a man multitasking.

Can I ask, is he a hybrid?

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