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So last night I caught dh...

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Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:52

Brushing his teeth (electric toothbrush) whilst having a wee...
Not in aibu but aibu to feel it's a bit grim?

OP posts:
MayorDusty · 20/05/2022 13:38

I remember a woman's magazine article years ago recommending using an electric toothbrush with a plastic shield as a travel vibrator for the bashful.
Be glad it was his teeth he was brushing.

fluffycereal · 20/05/2022 13:41

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

He dried his penis with his hands?

I have too many questions

Mysisterlivesinbicester · 20/05/2022 13:42

I thought you were going to say "whilst having a wank". I was sorely disappointed.

Hugasauras · 20/05/2022 13:43

NC1010 · 20/05/2022 13:29

So the toothbrush that now 'smells of duck' has never entered your mouth before?

🦆

Pennox · 20/05/2022 13:44

This seems fine to me. Especially if he'd just had a shower, his dick would have been clean.

Either way, that's a whole lot less 'dick-transfer' or what ever you're worried about than when said dick is in your hand, mouth or vagina.

AryaStarkWolf · 20/05/2022 13:44

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:58

He put the brush on the side to 'wipe' then carried on brushing. I told him his brush now smelled of dick and flounced to bed!

When did men start wiping after a wee?

AryaStarkWolf · 20/05/2022 13:45

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

👀

Bogofftosomewherehot · 20/05/2022 13:46

😂Brilliant thread for a Friday lunch time giggle!

debwong · 20/05/2022 13:47

NC1010 · 20/05/2022 13:29

So the toothbrush that now 'smells of duck' has never entered your mouth before?

If it smells like a duck and walks like a duck...

VWCV · 20/05/2022 13:47

I'd be impressed he was multitasking.

Pennox · 20/05/2022 13:47

I always though they shook or flicked in place of a wipe. Then I met DP who takes 2 pieces of toilet paper, folds into a square and does a bit of dabbing.

DPotter · 20/05/2022 13:47

My DP reckons that as urine is sterile (unless you have a UTI) that men should wash their hands before peeing and wiping.

Not sure how this pushes the conversation forward ......

10HailMarys · 20/05/2022 13:48

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:58

He put the brush on the side to 'wipe' then carried on brushing. I told him his brush now smelled of dick and flounced to bed!

Eh? What a weird thing to say. Firstly, why is his dick such a problem for you anyway, and secondly, what difference would it make to you if his toothbrush handle 'smelled of dick'?

When you touch his dick, do you run to the bathroom immediately afterwards and disinfect your hands while retching in disgust at the horror?

Bananaramad · 20/05/2022 13:49

debwong · 20/05/2022 13:47

If it smells like a duck and walks like a duck...

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Decked............. 😂😂
also why did his dicky duck need to be dried ? I also have too many questions

Bancha · 20/05/2022 13:50

I think if your DH’s dick smells so potent that his toothbrush now also smells due to cross contamination, the multitasking is the least of your worries!

Pickabearanybear · 20/05/2022 13:52

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nearlyspringyay · 20/05/2022 13:52

You never touch his dick then?

GeorgesMarvelousCalpol · 20/05/2022 13:56

Would it be better OP to have a minty-fresh-toothpaste smelling dick?
Loving this thread already, and we haven't even hit the evening crowd 😂

LittleWhiteHouse · 20/05/2022 13:56

smells of duck

GrinGrinGrin

Hallyup89 · 20/05/2022 14:00

What does it matter to you if HIS toothbrush smells of HIS penis? (It doesn't, btw). Presumably he didn't have the end of it near the end of it.

My husband does this all the time. I tend to congratulate him for multitasking.

Wheretheskyisblue · 20/05/2022 14:04

He obviously needed a penis beaker...

Oceanus · 20/05/2022 14:04

Hahahah! I thought this was going to saying sth really grim like "...texting sb else or sth" but then I read this and I burst out laughing!
Surely he doesn't touch the actual brush part with his hands, just the handle, so you should be ok 😉
The real question here is whether he was doing it while standing or sitting down because I'd be pissed if were doing it while standing and his wee went all over the place.

MissSmiley · 20/05/2022 14:06

MayorDusty · 20/05/2022 13:38

I remember a woman's magazine article years ago recommending using an electric toothbrush with a plastic shield as a travel vibrator for the bashful.
Be glad it was his teeth he was brushing.

You can actually get off with an electric toothbrush if you forget to take your vibrator on holiday

Thinkbiglittleone · 20/05/2022 14:07

This has just made me laugh out loud, some of the comments are fabulous GrinGrinGrin

Again, I'm not really seeing this as an issue, (not sure of the tissue part, does he dab his bell end off or something ? ).

Anyway a good thread for a giggle.

MayorDusty · 20/05/2022 14:13

MissSmiley · 20/05/2022 14:06

You can actually get off with an electric toothbrush if you forget to take your vibrator on holiday

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My toothbrush is manual, I never fancied trying it myself 😉