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So last night I caught dh...

168 replies

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 12:52

Brushing his teeth (electric toothbrush) whilst having a wee...
Not in aibu but aibu to feel it's a bit grim?

OP posts:
BraveryBot9to5 · 21/05/2022 07:48

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

I must be disgusting as well. I don't get what's so awful. He held the handle of this toothbrush with his own hands that might have had a bit of his own wee on them.

I do sometimes brush my teeth on the loo too.

pinkstripeycat · 21/05/2022 07:50

BuckingFore · Yesterday 13:01
Always wonder how people who've most likely had that dick in their gob suddenly become squeamish about that dick in other situations.

Brilliant! 😂

Choufleurfromage · 21/05/2022 07:54

Eeewwwww! People brush their teeth while on lavatory...

JinglingHellsBells · 21/05/2022 08:01

AMAZING!

A man who can multi task!

You are LUCKY.

If you think his penis smells , or is dirty, and contaminates his toothbrush, that's your issue. You need to work on your own behaviour IMO.

bloodyunicorns · 21/05/2022 08:03

Surely he'd only need to dab, with loo roll? Not wipe his penis dry with both 🙌??

BrutusMcDogface · 21/05/2022 08:05

Shade17 · 20/05/2022 13:24

The dick drying is the strangest activity there!

This!! 🤣🤣🤣

JinglingHellsBells · 21/05/2022 08:06

@Alovelydayatlast Surely he used a TOWEL to dry his penis...not his hands?

Are penises dirty? Seems like many on MN thinks they are.

If a man has had a shower , his penis is going to have far less bacteria on it than his hands that are touching everything .

Logically, everyone should be washing their hands furiously, penis owners or not, before picking up their toothbrush.

And the toothbrush head is going to be full of bacteria from your mouth anyway!

SmiledWtherisingsun · 21/05/2022 08:14

VWCV · 20/05/2022 13:47

I'd be impressed he was multitasking.

This

Pixiedust1234 · 21/05/2022 08:33

YANBU OP. Many people are focusing on the dick and not on the fact about him not washing his hands after the wee before doing something else. I am guessing most of the posters think its fine not to wash their hands after going to the toilet. Now that IS grim.

Notmyyearthisyear · 21/05/2022 08:35

Longdistance · 21/05/2022 07:21

That’s the first I’ve heard about a man multitasking.

Can I ask, is he a hybrid?

😂😂😂

Handsnotwands · 21/05/2022 08:35

I don’t think anyone’s died from being near their own wee so far

FatOaf · 21/05/2022 08:40

I don't think the OP is coming back

She'll be filling in the patent forms for the duck dryer.

Starlia · 21/05/2022 08:41

I just want to know if you gathered up your skirts and clutched your pearls as you flounced off?

butterpuffed · 21/05/2022 08:46

Carrotten · 20/05/2022 17:41

Also Dp says he likes to wipe to treat himself, in public no but with access to toilet paper wiping is a yes

I'd rather have a large slice of cake as a treat but each to their own.

Titsywoo · 21/05/2022 08:49

Was his whole dick wet or just the end? Surely he didn't wipe the hole with his bare hands? That would be much grimmer. What does dick smell like?

ATadConfused · 21/05/2022 08:50

Lochjeda · 20/05/2022 17:14

He did not wipe his dick with his hands 🤣 he wiped it with tissue held in his hand stop being so dramatic.

OMG the OP should have mentioned there was another person in their bathroom too!

morebiscuitslessdrama · 21/05/2022 08:56

if only I had enough time to do these tasks separately I would agree 😂as long as the flush isn’t pushed with my mouth open I’m multitasking these two for as long as I need to!

Oscarthedog · 21/05/2022 08:58

Seems very efficient to me. Can we swap my partner spends ages cleaning teeth (and sending a bath full of water down the sink) then uses the toilet taking ages just when everyone else needs the bathroom.

TheVolturi · 21/05/2022 09:00

I caught my 8 year old doing this and he actually said I'm multi-tasking!

JinglingHellsBells · 21/05/2022 09:11

Pixiedust1234 · 21/05/2022 08:33

YANBU OP. Many people are focusing on the dick and not on the fact about him not washing his hands after the wee before doing something else. I am guessing most of the posters think its fine not to wash their hands after going to the toilet. Now that IS grim.

@Pixiedust1234 so you think a penis is dirty? Hands are dirtier than a penis! so the truth is that if a man was that bothered, he'd wash his penis after touching it with his hands, that are covered in millions of bacteria. If a man has showered and his penis has been nicely tucked away in his pants, its clean.

Why do they need wash their hands? Wee is sterile. The dirtiest thing is possibly the loo handle and that doesn't apply to men using urinals,

Theblacksheepandme · 21/05/2022 09:17

SheldonesqueTheBstard
If he was drying his dick with his hands, was it being done vigorously?

I’ve never heard it called drying before ducky.

quancking perhaps?

That made me snort.

Tilltheend99 · 21/05/2022 09:26

Alovelydayatlast · 20/05/2022 13:03

He used his hands to dry his penis then used those unwashed hands to hold his brush.

He used his hands or he used toilet roll???

RJnomore1 · 21/05/2022 09:31

Ffs couldn’t he just have been looking at his phone like a normal person?

darisdet · 21/05/2022 09:32

What a weird thread OP, only saved by the funny replies. You must come back and explain yourself

Thisisit2022 · 21/05/2022 09:39

Yet another reason I'm thankful every day that I live alone. What people do in the bathroom is none of your business.