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[HorsePark]

A horse, an actual horse, complete with carriage outside my house and secured it to my drainpipe!

I really don't know what to say but I need to know more

Do you live in the country? Is this not Hal behaviour round your way?

What!!?

Quick! Put it in the kitchen. No one will ever know!!

That's a nuisance - you can't even let their tyres down...

Photo or it didn't happen

Oh my word that is so, so much more than I hoped for when I opened the thread!

Pictures, please, Op!!

Picture please 😁

Is it for a funeral?

Photo needed!

I do have a photo but not sure I should post it. 😂

Wow, that wasn't what I was expecting! Photo? You can blur out the horse's face to protect his identity.

Marvellous

Of course you should post it OP! I need to see this

Free manure if it goes and not far to fetch.

We need a diagram obviously

Awwww

Need a diagram

What's the horse like???

Post it. Is it now your horse? Is it a present?

Has the horse got water, OP?

And a photo would be lovely!

This would be my actual dream

@HorsePark

I do have a photo but not sure I should post it. 😂

Can you pixelate the horses face to protect it's anonymity?

@Horriblewoman

This would be my actual dream

And mine because barrowing manure up the garden is a bitch, when I could just walk a horse up and let it do its thing.

We need a photo and a diagram...

Oops didn't read @Veryverycalmnow's post first

@Veryverycalmnow

Wow, that wasn't what I was expecting! Photo? You can blur out the horse's face to protect his identity.