Someone has parked…

[HorsePark]

A horse, an actual horse, complete with carriage outside my house and secured it to my drainpipe!

If it's a milk cart, keep an eye out for a bakers van........there's gonna be a fight soon 😆

Poor old Ernie

That’s a fabulous picture.

The horse looks a bit embarrassed.

I’d love someone to park their horse outside my house 😍

Oh god this post is hilarious…please keep it going for my Friday night in . Love the horse drawing 😊

May you be commended on your diagrams- still holding out for a photo though.

But- WTAF? Who just leaves a horse in front of someone’s house?

I'm here for the picture

They've blocked your car in?
I'm not sure how the Council can tow a horse away

@Northernlurker

And what do your neigh-bours think?

Maybe they have a long face

Most excellent illustrations.

You have the bit between your teeth here, OP.

Marvellous picture! It looks a little nonplussed itself.

Perhaps it feels they are making an ass of it?

I’m not sure how tall 14.2 hands is but it’s back is level with my shoulder and I’m 5’3”

Is it a drain pipe or a downpipe or a soil stack because that could be a whole world of difference if it bolts and takes the pipe with it

@Shannith

Please please take a photo.

Now I know how much excitement it generates I might tie my horse to a drainpipe tomorrow. She's very nice and would love the attention and any carrots.

I've clearly missed a massive opportunity/trick.

Though with my pony club head on, it's not very safe if it pulls back. What's it secured with? Have they used some bailing twine or is it just rope>>drainpipe? Because if it's the latter I shall hoick a judgey pant.

I hope you've gone to make friends with it. I would not be able
To resist.

Yes! This should become a thing.

Is it concrete or grass in front of your house op. I'd be concerned about the cartwheels churning the grass up. Is the horse in any distress??

@HorsePark

Ok here is diagrams…

Best diagram ever

That sounds quite small to me. That would fit in your house no bother.

I wouldn't kick against fate

Have you any carrots? Hope you are not near a busy road !

Do you live at number 22...are you Sue??

Don't be feeding the horse a carrot or an apple now. You don't want him to produce manure for you - then you will have to let rot down.

If it pulls a cart it's hopefully fairly chilled with road noise. Unless today was its day in a new job and it got carted in to this.

4” to a hand. So about 15.3.

@BitOutOfPractice

Is it a drain pipe or a downpipe or a soil stack because that could be a whole world of difference if it bolts and takes the pipe with it

Could be a real night mare.

It’s like concrete/tarmac in front of the house. I’ve no idea whether it’s a drain pipe or a down pipe but I do wonder if it’s strong enough to withstand a horse bolting.

The dog is going bonkers looking at it through the window

Sorry should have said thank you for the fabulous diagrams

Unless they move it soon i can see this turning into a Nightmare..