Someone has parked…

[HorsePark]

A horse, an actual horse, complete with carriage outside my house and secured it to my drainpipe!

Jockeying for pole position here, sharp elbows come in a bit handy sometimes.

It's a good tail all right

I'd be bridling with indignation.

Hoof would have thought it?

@Northernlurker

And what do your neigh-bours think?

Bravo!!! 👏👏👏👏

Not very neigh-bourly of whoever left it there.

Sounds like it could be travellers unless there’s a wedding going on but I doubt they’d leave the horse unattended.

I’d love to look out of my window and see a horse! What a strange yet wonderful treat.

@AndAsIfByMagic

I’m drinking a naice glass of hock!

Sure it doesn’t belong to one of your neigh…bours’?

Maybe she's asked somebody to vet her next post?

Ready for the mane event...

🖼 please

Hay, pony up a pic, OP! 🤣🐎

Have I missed the mane event?

Ok here is diagrams…

Forty minutes and no drawing. Not an OP with an art GCSE then.

Is the horse parked under your bay window?

Sorry OP.

Goddamm you @BruceAndNosh and the horse you rode in on

You posted while I was reading!

Very excited about seeing the pony. 🐴🐴🐴

Please please take a photo.

Now I know how much excitement it generates I might tie my horse to a drainpipe tomorrow. She's very nice and would love the attention and any carrots.

I've clearly missed a massive opportunity/trick.

Though with my pony club head on, it's not very safe if it pulls back. What's it secured with? Have they used some bailing twine or is it just rope>>drainpipe? Because if it's the latter I shall hoick a judgey pant.

I hope you've gone to make friends with it. I would not be able
To resist.

I'm not sure OP is genuine. I think she's horsing around.

Forty minutes and no drawing. Not an OP with an art GCSE then.

I actually do 😂

@HorsePark

Ok here is diagrams…

Is the horse dead?!