Someone has parked…

[HorsePark]

A horse, an actual horse, complete with carriage outside my house and secured it to my drainpipe!

I need to see a photo of this

Clearly only here for the diagram!

A few years ago I was doing some work for our local council Electoral Services. Going to addresses and checking who lived there as they hadn't returned forms sent out. Anyway, at one house, I opened the gate and there in the front garden was pony . The people weren't home but I had a lovely chat and cuddle with it. Made my day!

How completely random.

Unhook it from the carriage and hide in your shed.

“Oh no! He must have gotten loose”

Voila. Free horse

I'm saddling up for the denouement of this one!

I'm just here for the photo

Of course the mane issue is it blocking your car in?

@BruceAndNosh

It's really difficult to clamp a horse. Can you hold it to ransom.... Someone will have to pony up for its release

You have to hobble horses.

There, that’s the entirety of my horse knowledge laid out for the delectation of MN.

Disclaimer, not really sure what hobbles are or where you get them, will have a look on Amazon.

You could harness the power of Mumsnet to find the owner

(Thank you, I'm here all week)

Post the picture. Just blank out the number plate.

Are we all reining in our excitement for the picture? I canter hardly wait.

The horse will be pretty hobbled by being locked to something!

@dontyoubother

👏 Diagram 👏 diagram 👏 diagram 👏 diagram 👏

It's not going to be Whistlejacket. 🐴

Not the parking thread I thought I was clicking on but is it still parked there?

Photos?

Maybe the horse identifies as a car?

And what do your neigh-bours think?

This thread has more puns per line than any in MN history.

What do the neighhhhbours think?!

@TortugaRumCakeQueen I think you'll find it IS a car and you are being car phobic by stating the bleeding obvious

@TabithaTittlemouse

Do you think the owner has nipped to the shop?

Or the bookies.

@Thoosa

This thread has more puns per line than any in MN history.

It's 24 carrots.

I'm concerned the op hasn't come back. Her posting isn't very stable.

Waiting for the photo.

But the premise of the thread is Hansom

@Northernlurker

I'm concerned the op hasn't come back. Her posting isn't very stable.

Maybe she's not well - feeling a little horse?