I think we should have an MN village show

[anotherneutralname]

What should the categories be?

Clearly we will need:

• most unusual object covered in glitter
• sculpture entirely from Waitrose recycling
• best artisan scotch egg (ahem)

What else? And what will you be entering?

Feel free to nominate yourself as a judge but we will need to see your credentials...

I think there should be a choice of food available in the day.

Naice ham and one roast chicken shared between all visitors is all well and good but has anyone thought of the children?

I’ll organise a sausage roll and fruit shoot stall (for the ‘kids’) if you like?

Best knitted spiders’ willies, sewn on to darked—on washing.
With the spiders, obv.

Top prize for the Raffle - a trip to Center Parcs. No bum fun though.
Second prize - getting your colours done

@Eaumyword

Top prize for the Raffle - a trip to Center Parcs. No bum fun though. Second prize - getting your colours done

As long as that trip means showering only

God forbid that trip should involve anyone sharing bath water ! Heaven forbid all those gross bum holes and scabby scalps

Guess the number of germs on a flannel.

The most used 'poo knife'?

Maybe we could have a Best dressing gown of doom competition with extra points for effective shuffling and whimpering

Tombola stall with prizes of small models of stonehenge complete with mists for all.mms that think their dp is cheating. Another vote for Jackie Weaver as Top Judge she could cancel all CFs

Sorry forgot also prize on tombola a day at the spa for all broke mms