I think we should have an MN village show

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What should the categories be?

Clearly we will need:

• most unusual object covered in glitter
• sculpture entirely from Waitrose recycling
• best artisan scotch egg (ahem)

What else? And what will you be entering?

Feel free to nominate yourself as a judge but we will need to see your credentials...

Before we have the finale - let's all relax in one of those absolutely vile hot tubs of bacteria that all the chav gardens have with a competition to see how many neighbours kids have been dumped on us !!!

I'm concerned we haven't come up with a category including zoflora yet.

Hot tubs + zoflora .

Two birds one stone. Yadda yadda.

The biggest salad

A tent of which looks like the Sistine Chapel
A prize for the person that can scream the loudest at it's wonderment

We need a shed and an elderly Korean lady for extra cosines and warmheartedness!

(Last time I mentioned this on a thread someone went batshit about ‘racism’ )

And a fucktonne of bunting

Wouldn’t be a fête without it! Does anyone remember ‘cunt bunting’? Thread was around when I joined and in my memory connected with the PTA, lemon drizzle cake and a poster called MarmaladeTwatkins? In fact I may have joined as a result of that thread!

I saw Jenny Eclair a few years ago and she had 'cunting bunting'

@Piggy666

The biggest salad

Masivest surely

Guess the Song and Guess the Novel - both from really tiny clues that the OP might not have remembered properly anyway.

@Hoppinggreen indeed! Lol

Guess the riddle competition?

Super soaker event? Or was it the other brand? I can never remember...

Badger barbecue, anyone?

Hope I’m not just repeating everyone else’s...

Should’ve RTFT!

Surely the most important question is who is going to open the show?

I believe that Boswell is free.

Or Balonz?

@Nnique

We need a shed and an elderly Korean lady for extra cosines and warmheartedness!

(Last time I mentioned this on a thread someone went batshit about ‘racism’ )

Oh my god , that thread made my week ! 🤣

Ugh I definitely wrote ‘cosiness’ and it decided to ‘correct’ it!

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

Upside down pineapple arranging competition (see swingers thread)

And this one can follow best stunt pineapple

[quote ImWearingReallyJudgyPants]@Pyri

MN was genuinely funnier. I've been here for 20 years. The difference now is that there are so many people just waiting to be offended, and far more 'thread police' types. It was a bear pit and the 'cool girls' could be annoying because they were so quichey, but it was genuinely funny. When I looked at the cake cunt thread, I thought it was a little sign that MN hadn't changed - then saw it was an old thread. And even by 2013, things had changed. Won't derail any further, though.[/quote]
So quichey There’s a Freudian autocorrect @ImWearingReallyJudgyPants

Can we please have a stall offering free tarot reading, where the person doing the readings has to guess who it's for

Can we please also invite the Daily Mail ?????

Guess my DH’s ‘hobby’ competition.

FB marketplace homemade tat Tombola

@disconnected1

Can we please also invite the Daily Mail ?????

maybe we could get them to sponsor the prizes but then not let them in?