I think we should have an MN village show

[anotherneutralname]

What should the categories be?

Clearly we will need:

• most unusual object covered in glitter
• sculpture entirely from Waitrose recycling
• best artisan scotch egg (ahem)

What else? And what will you be entering?

Feel free to nominate yourself as a judge but we will need to see your credentials...

Cat show

Best/worst outfit from M&S

Deflection contest where someone drops heavy hints that they would like you to pick up their child everyday, or come and stay for 2 weeks, and you keep pointing out other options and changing the subject

Not forgetting the obligatory diagram of the car parking situation

Cleanest towel/bra/bed linen

Best use for a loo brush (because they're going extinct and should be saved)

Oh and how about a 'who can run for the hills' fastest?

And make the best red flag?

🤣🤣

Who get the best row of ducks competition?

Smallest amount eaten in a day.

Lowest weight but still feeling "fat".

Least able to answer the door.

Most invested in someone else's unhappiness.

Biggest martyr to a partner who won't cook/do housework.

Could we have a stall where we can swap or trade in slightly used DH/DP's?

@OccultGnuAsWell

Could we have a stall where we can swap or trade in slightly used DH/DP's?

Cheekiest Fucker

I think @MNHQ should stump up some decent prizes

Best decorated cake would be fun - Easter cake, maybe?

Boden, Joules, White Stuff, Fat Face etc who's the ditziest competition

Best Scary Easter Bonnet

Noisiest neighbours. (In person or recordings)

(Property porn) dollhouse competition

Pluke/pustule/infection corner for the sporner people

It shouldn't be coconut shy , it should be coconut introvert

Can we please have one thing that's not geared to extroverts? 🙄

The following categories definitely in (I cackle maniacally in the face of sub committees and await the mutiny):

Cheekiest fucker
bunting made of red flags
Floral centrepiece using a toilet brush

@Riverlee

Who get the best row of ducks competition?

@Taytocrisps

We'll need a parking attendant.

Best comment 😂😂😂

Most massive salad.

Or is it massivest salad?

I think there should be a 'draw what you think the poster looks like just by their username'

@SquishySquirmy

Or is it massivest salad?

OMG we need a grammar pedant category - pin the apostrophe on the sentence?

We'll need a parking attendant.

And penguin bollards.

[quote SavoyCabbage]
Cake punching extravaganza

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1718384-To-pelt-my-cakes-at-this-mums-head-in-the-playground-this-afternoon-fume[/quote]
YES! Lemon Drizzle Cunt remans my most favourite MN thread ever..!!!

A race to see who can LTB the quickest

Most gifted baby.