There is half a carrot in my husbands toilet

[HoneyDragon]

and I don’t why and no one is confessing to putting it there.

The likely culprits all have alibis thus far….

Dh has pointed out he doesn’t like carrots
Dd never goes in there because “ew boys”
The dog hasn’t got the mental capacity to open the fridge door, salad drawer, shut the fridge, not eat the carrot and take it upstairs to put in the toilet.
Ds is at work so yet to respond but that seems like more effort than he’d be willing to invest.

I am perplexed.

Do vegetables spontaneously erupt from ubends? I thought that was just reserved for venomous critters and alligators.

Poltergeist, or possibly Ds.

It’s a new build. So ghosts unlikely. Ds works at a leisure centre so does come home with dubious stuff in his pockets but not carrots.

Your husband has his own toilet?

I only clicked because I thought there might be a back story to your husband having his own toilet!

Without wishing to be too gross, is there any possibility this is undigested carrot which has already traversed the human body? Unlikely I know but in the absence of any other explanation.....

@CherryMaple

Your husband has his own toilet?

Came here to say this 😂

No idea, OP. Ghosties?

When you say your husband’s toilet - do you live separately or does he have his own designated toilet?! Sorry - I know this doesn’t help with the carrot thing but I’m intrigued.

Could carrot have been removed from the fridge and taken elsewhere as part of someone’s lunch, then forgotten and retrieved by the dog? Requires less mental agility from the dog.

Husband went for a walk and took a carrot with him in case he came upon the friendly neighbourhood pony. Forgot about it, then it dropped out of his pocket when he went to the loo?

Ds was eating it, phone rang so stuffed it in pocket, went to loo and it fell out….

It’s a whole unpeeled carrot. I’m very concerned if that’s passed through a colon.

Dh and I have our own bedrooms and bathrooms. So it is exclusively his toilet. Ds often nicks his shower though.

A long time ago, when I was a student nurse, we had a chap admitted onto the ward who had to go to theatre to have an 8 inch carrot removed from his rectum. Theatre sent it back with him, it was in a plastic bag.

Could you dh have been involved in vegetable related shenanigans with the aforementioned carrot?

Weird sex thing. Got stuck. Came out after much straining on the toilet.

No wonder no one is admitting to it!

@CherryMaple

Your husband has his own toilet?

Mine does, so I didn't think this was strange. We have a small bathroom off the laundry room. The cat's litter trays are in there. He's the only one who uses it.

Could it be a sex thing?

It’s a whole unpeeled carrot. I’m very concerned if that’s passed through a colon.

Without being chewed

There is one other explanation

I was about to suggest something along the same lines as @bestcattoyintheworld. Also, this: "Dh and I have our own bedrooms and bathrooms" sounds ideal!!

Hoping to goodness you find out op

@bestcattoyintheworld

A long time ago, when I was a student nurse, we had a chap admitted onto the ward who had to go to theatre to have an 8 inch carrot removed from his rectum. Theatre sent it back with him, it was in a plastic bag.

Could you dh have been involved in vegetable related shenanigans with the aforementioned carrot?

I had one come into A&E with a light bulb up there. Men will put the strangest things up their arses.

I bet someone's shoved it up their bum.

A whole carrot lol.

Are you going to eat it?

bestcattoy

at what point do these people think “perhaps I should stop pushing…”?
If it was a sex carrot half of it is wedged up someone’s bum still. I’ll watch closely for excessive passing of gas.

Genuinely could have been used as a sex toy? Can't think of any other reason a man would bring a whole carrot into a bathroom

You did it and this thread is an elaborate cover.