There is half a carrot in my husbands toilet

[HoneyDragon]

and I don’t why and no one is confessing to putting it there.

The likely culprits all have alibis thus far….

Dh has pointed out he doesn’t like carrots
Dd never goes in there because “ew boys”
The dog hasn’t got the mental capacity to open the fridge door, salad drawer, shut the fridge, not eat the carrot and take it upstairs to put in the toilet.
Ds is at work so yet to respond but that seems like more effort than he’d be willing to invest.

I am perplexed.

Do vegetables spontaneously erupt from ubends? I thought that was just reserved for venomous critters and alligators.

Was it Kevin the Carrot from Aldi giving you an early Christmas surprise ?

I've heard that old carrot chestnut about the carrot up the arse; the reason is usually given as accidentally sitting on it whilst undressed.

@Georgyporky

I've heard that old carrot chestnut about the carrot up the arse; the reason is usually given as accidentally sitting on it whilst undressed.

And the man who fell down the stairs naked and landed on the Hoover extension.

I am now really . I cannot reconcile you and DH having your own bedrooms and bathrooms (like Our Own Dear Queen) with you emptying your own bins. Please explain.

My dad had his own loo, but it was in the outhouse and was absolutely revolting. And freezing. If we were caught short we talked about having to use dad's back passage, which we thought was hysterical.

Carrot was found by a passing rat. Rat swam up your u-bend*into the toilet, abandoned carrot and swam away. Mystery carrot remains.

*Not your u-bend obviously, the u-bend in your husband's toilet........ Although both would work for this scenario.

Separate bedroom and toilet for your dh? My god woman, you're living the dream.

I like the melted snowman theory, i don't how it works, but i like it. Have a look for some small lumps of coal, you might have missed them in your excitement over the carrot.

Had his toilet paper run out?

Would the lab not have eaten the carrot though? Labs like their food.

It’s a new build. So ghosts unlikely
Woah, there speaks someone who’s never seen Poltergeist. Cuesta Verde, anyone?

Our neighbours feed carrots to our dogs!

It's meant to clean their teeth and be a healthy snack. But my neighbours are old and crotchety. It might be their age showing.

Could your dog have been given a carrot as a treat?

Wait a sec no mean to poke but your husband has his own toilet ? Why can’t he share a toilet

Our dog adores carrots, if she’d dropped one in the loo, she’d be stuck in there as well, trying to retrieve it.

Dad's back passsge i can see why you were reluctant

@Couchbettato

Our neighbours feed carrots to our dogs!

It's meant to clean their teeth and be a healthy snack. But my neighbours are old and crotchety. It might be their age showing.

Could your dog have been given a carrot as a treat?

I do this too and it's true, much better a carrot than one of those very calorific dental sticks, and my doggo has beautiful teeth at 9.

I'm not old and crotchety either

Help me I took my phone to get fixed they said I’d have not had it back in a few days but it’s been three weeks and I still haven’t got it are they thieves please reply with information on this

@butterpuffed

Was it Kevin the Carrot from Aldi giving you an early Christmas surprise ?

Kevin the carrot and mr hankie from South Park all rolled into one...

@Whatwouldscullydo

There is one other explanation

I’m intrigued!

Definitely an up the bum thing.

@TinnedPotatoesRock

You learn something new every day!

@KingVoid

Help me I took my phone to get fixed they said I’d have not had it back in a few days but it’s been three weeks and I still haven’t got it are they thieves please reply with information on this

I think MI5 has it now.

Up the bum totally

Not read this thread in full but i need to

What MI5 why would they want a phone that’s just well strange