There is half a carrot in my husbands toilet

[HoneyDragon]

and I don’t why and no one is confessing to putting it there.

The likely culprits all have alibis thus far….

Dh has pointed out he doesn’t like carrots
Dd never goes in there because “ew boys”
The dog hasn’t got the mental capacity to open the fridge door, salad drawer, shut the fridge, not eat the carrot and take it upstairs to put in the toilet.
Ds is at work so yet to respond but that seems like more effort than he’d be willing to invest.

I am perplexed.

Do vegetables spontaneously erupt from ubends? I thought that was just reserved for venomous critters and alligators.

I was suspecting the family of donkeys who have moved in next door.

That’s got the makings of a Shrek/Olaf crossover movie if ever I heard one.

Do you think your DS is trying to make a case for his own toilet?

No basic plumbing included in the engineering course I take it?

Ew

He’s covering for someone. Never accept the first account.
Root out the truth.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Maybe a you tuber may shed some light.

He’s clearly having an affair with a horse owner.
Carrot fell out of OWs pocket
LTB and get his house and half his pension?!

I knew the lab had to be innocent.

Why did your DS not think to get the lab to dispose of the carrot/evidence the traditional labrador way?

Extra punishment for spelling mistake.

I have nothing useful to add but:
Love the term sex carrot
Wish the (younger) men in my house had their own toilet. The floor in ours always stinks of piss 😂

Excellent result - if he ( DS ) is an engineer perhaps the size of the carrot and the size of the U bend could be an exercise for the student EG let us not shove the Star ship enterprise through the channel tunnel.

Not sure i believe your son's account, i think we need a Lab report.

@HoneyDragon

Ds is denying sexual relations with the carrot.

but he would though wouldn't he?

Husband has been USING/PLAYING with that carrot, got disturbed and forgot he left it behind.!!

I had hoped it would turn out that Santa and Rudolph had been training at your house. It's around now that they get into training, and carrots are an important part of that.

Are you SURE that your DS isn't one if Santa's helpers?

would a cat have come through a window and deposited a carrot?

@HoneyDragon

It’s a whole unpeeled carrot. I’m very concerned if that’s passed through a colon.

Dh and I have our own bedrooms and bathrooms. So it is exclusively his toilet. Ds often nicks his shower though.

The perfect set up.

It’s a new build
The poltergeist could be from the ground below...

If he really does have a harem of carrots you need to warn him not to get himself into a stew.

oh it is a DS!
just Typical!

but why did ds even take it to the bathroom?

And where is the other half ?

Well he. Could have been experimenting by himself and it got Stuck.

Or has someone else got a key and is playing a joke?

the Dog is into butt plugging ?

@HoneyDragon

bestcattoy

at what point do these people think “perhaps I should stop pushing…”?
If it was a sex carrot half of it is wedged up someone’s bum still. I’ll watch closely for excessive passing of gas.

Make sure you aren't in any potential firing line for that.

I’m actually disappointed with how it got there 🤣🤣

@Deadringer

Not sure i believe your son's account, i think we need a Lab report.

Any pupdate, OP?