There is half a carrot in my husbands toilet

[HoneyDragon]

and I don’t why and no one is confessing to putting it there.

The likely culprits all have alibis thus far….

Dh has pointed out he doesn’t like carrots
Dd never goes in there because “ew boys”
The dog hasn’t got the mental capacity to open the fridge door, salad drawer, shut the fridge, not eat the carrot and take it upstairs to put in the toilet.
Ds is at work so yet to respond but that seems like more effort than he’d be willing to invest.

I am perplexed.

Do vegetables spontaneously erupt from ubends? I thought that was just reserved for venomous critters and alligators.

@pumpkinsandtea yes, very bad form on the part of @darkn to lower the tone, when the rest of this thread has been so polite and circumspect . .

@bestcattoyintheworld

A long time ago, when I was a student nurse, we had a chap admitted onto the ward who had to go to theatre to have an 8 inch carrot removed from his rectum. Theatre sent it back with him, it was in a plastic bag.

Could you dh have been involved in vegetable related shenanigans with the aforementioned carrot?

I'm sorry, but we were all thinking it 🙈😆

@HoneyDragon

It’s a whole unpeeled carrot. I’m very concerned if that’s passed through a colon.

Dh and I have our own bedrooms and bathrooms. So it is exclusively his toilet. Ds often nicks his shower though.

I envy you - sounds like the perfect marriage!

I call bullshit post.
Surely more likely to be rabbit, or pony?

Im listening to some Agatha Christie short stories and would just like to mention the possibility of -
Long lost half sibling
An estate dispute
It is your dog DH ds and Dd all acting together to make you start to doubt yourself
An ancient relic from a Mesopotamian cult which is actually some sort of blow pipe flushed (unsuccessfully) after use. Have you seen your neighbours today ?!
And so on.
May seem unlikely but AC didn’t seem to think so - very often

Evil Under The Bum?
The (Foreign) Body In The Guy-Buried?
The Man With The Brown Flute?
The Floating Admiral?
Lord Veg-Ware Dies?
Bum Witness?
A Carrot-Pooing Mystery?
Posterior Of Fate?

If he has been getting up to shenanigans, at least now you know, I'm sure he Chantenay more.