Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

In my wardrobe.

How many calories are there in a bag of family size Maltese’s?

3 - one per handful

What should I buy in my first non essential shop this year?

Bread and butter
What's for breakfast?

A British classic with an Asian twist, curried kippers!

Why have I not gone to bed yet?

Green Eggs & Ham!

Do you think if we ask @Horridcreature nicely she will whip all of us up an amazing outfit on her sewing machine?
(I ain't a stalker but she's just replied to my question on the Sewing Bee thread so I'm assuming that she's a dab hand with the sewing machine or maybe a dab hand in the kitchen as she explained that Chuffians are not an alien race on Star Trek but are actually the collective names of the contributors on the MasterChef thread)

You haven't gone to bed yet as you were waiting for my reply & also wanted to make sure that my DGirls had not set fire to the kitchen with their midnight pancake making.

Do you think if we ask @Horridcreature nicely she will whip all of us up an amazing outfit on her sewing machine?
(I ain't a stalker but she's just replied to my question on the Sewing Bee thread so I'm assuming that she's a dab hand with the sewing machine or maybe a dab hand in the kitchen as she explained that Chuffians are not an alien race on Star Trek but are actually the collective names of the contributors on the MasterChef thread)

Matching Badger outfits for all
I don't know @kpo58 why haven't you gone to bed yet ?

As it's nearly lunchtime

Should I be offended that not one animal from the zoo has stopped by to say hello yet?

Don't worry the Chimps have organised a tea party to welcome you ,I hope you have your best clothes unpacked and ready

What do the Tigers have planned to welcome @Aroundtheworldin80move

Unfortunately the Tigers have demolished all the food & drink that the Chimps had prepared for @Aroundtheworldin80moves house warming party.
So the greedy gluttons have been sent to Greggs & McDonalds for replacement supplies.
Wisely the Elephants are accompanying them & have put the Tigers in reins so they can't wander off & cause mayhem.
The Owl, Eagles & Kangaroos have been sent ahead to M&S just in the case the Tigers get tempted even by a Greggs vegan sausage roll.

What are the Meerkats planning?

A swimming gala in the Dolphins pool
Can we all come to @Aroundtheworldin80moves welcome party?

I'll expect you all at five. Unfortunately, only six people can enter the garden at any one time, so you will have to form a socially distanced queue outside

Do the animals know how to use the Zebra crossing outside the zoo to enter the housing estate?

No, but whack a lion crossing there and you'll soon see an invasion.

When will spring kick in?

Yes the Zebra,s have taught them and will be leading the way
Has Nellie the Elephant been invited ?

Spring will kick in only for the duration of the house warming party & then Mother Nature will go all Arctic Baltic as she's really cross with that fat bloke who wrecks runs North Korea.
Nellie the elephant says she now goes by her full name Elinor & will be at the party later. As she's giving The Wombles & all their instruments a lift as they are providing the live music.

What presents do you think @Aroundtheworldin80moves would like for her new house?

A new family of Badgers
What would you do if you won the lottery ?

Build a gigantic subterranean complex for my badgers

Why won't our washing machine drain?

It's a radiator...

What cake should I make for Aroundtheworldin80moves's house warming?

Buy a high bed to put the rest of the money under for safety.

Are horses jealous of zebras what with the fancy coats and being allowed to roll on the road?

You should bring Pontefract cakes
No Horses Know they are far superior to zebra,s and think the stripes are a bit chavvy tbh
Will my washing machine ever finish?

No and the dryer will get so bored it will walk out in protest

Why is it snowing?

Because Mother Nature is cross with that fat man in North Korea & wants him gone.
Unfortunately Mother Nature has been on the gin & got her geography mixed up.

What lovely outfits will @Horridcreature whip up for us so we can wear them to the party of the year at Around's house/zoo?

Animal costumes so we can all go to the zoo two by two hurrah!
Did we all have a good time at @Aroundtheworldin80moves house warming today ?

I forgot to end that question as I'm pissed in the corner muttering rubbish and @Aroundtheworldin80moves is annoyed the taxi won't come for am hour
Did everyone else have a good time?

Yes it was brilliant though I don't think it was a very good idea of you to try & get into my pouch.
I was only dressed as a Kangaroo not a real one.

Should we try & convince Around to continue the party into 2moro? hic 🥴