Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

[bearlyactive]

Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

I did, although would have preferred NOT being mauled by escaped lions, tigers and bears...

Should we all join together to sing "Happy New House to You"?

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Yes, I think that's a great idea... although I will have to bring my laptop because I have work to do.

Do I need to change my question now?

No it's fine the whole thread is now pissed in a corner and @Aroundtheworldin80moves is leading the conga to the zoo and we are all staying over
What will @Aroundtheworldin80moves make us for breakfast in the morning to sober us up?

A fruit platter - @Aroundtheworldin80moves conga line danced into the monkey enclosure and pinched their breakfast

Will the monkeys come looking for their missing food?

Let us hope the monkeys don’t want Easter eggs as I got there first...

How do you get chocolate out of a white top?

Lick it then if there's any marks left rub some vodka on it. (Does work usually)
Obviously make sure you have a vodka & tonic or vodka & coke or 7 as well.

What am I thinking?

How many vodkas can I neck before Sheldon starts depleting my stash...

It was a lot of eggs.

What am I thinking?

I don't know.....

What WERE you thinking?

That mystery cocktails were s good idea. They are never a good idea.

Why have my garden gnomes been moved?

They were playing Tig
Has everyone sobered up after @Aroundtheworldin80moves party?

I’m still behind the sofa, under the coats.

Has the party finished?

It never started. Don't know what you're all on about.

When's the next party?

In 5 minutes at your house

Do you live near a zoo or anything else exciting nearby?

@bearlyactive lives in s light house so it shouldn't be hard to find
What snacks shall I bring?

Nutty ones. PB&Js, almonds, bombay mix, Nutella, and lashings of peanut butter on top of it all. Just kidding, please don't, I'm allergic!

Who's next on the karaoke machine, and singing what?

Me & with 2 Dolphins as backing singers singing 'Hey Big Spender' accompanied by a Seal on trombone, Polar Bear on cello, Octopus on drums, Walrus on trumpet, Penguin on sax & confused looking Crab on the triangle.

What preparations do I need to take/make/request as I start on my big expedition to the deepest darkest remote inner wilderness of the Amazon Primark/H&M/River Island/New Look/JD Sports jungle tomorrow?
(Personally I'd rather crawl naked up to the top of Kilimanjaro with a double decker bus attached to my behind trying to get Piers to shut up about Meghan as I'm sure it would be far easier)

Make sure to go by public transport and masks are really a 2020 thing.l

What’s a healthy snack - feeling a bit hungry what with the party and all? If

Deep fried Mars bar

What did princess engine call her baby boy?

October Thomas Elizapip

Who watches Line of Duty & what's your theory?

Only children watch LoD, I blame Boris.

What colour are your eyes?

Kind of ombre, red to pink.

Is EvilOnion related to the Evil Olive?

Yes. Annoying orange my Uncle.

Is there really a man on the moon?

There's a whole colony - you have heard of the Moonies, haven't you?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Their batteries have been recharged
What exciting thing can I do today?